Tag: halloween

Two of the unique strains of brain syphilis that sit on the "Fox & Friends" couch every morning have finded a real War On...

While you were stuffing yourself with Thanksgiving Tofurkey this weekend, sleepy human gaffe machine Ben Carson traveled to the Middle East to annoy and...

Well hello there, Wonkers. It's Sunday afternoon, time for your weekly top ten list, and it is also NOVEMBER OH MY HOW TIME FLIES!...

We are eating Candy Corn Jell-O Shots for Halloween. Coconut, orange, and pineapple gelatin with vodka -- party in the test kitchen! The best part...

Time for a dispatch from the ever-changing, goalposts-moving definition of the phrase "religious freedom." All these whiny bitchy wingnuts have been protesting that they...

You know those guys who stand on the street, or maybe even ring your doorbell just when you're sitting down to dinner, to Biblesplain...

From Twitter, which finally decided to use its powers for good today. Turns out that this is actually the second "Ruth Baby Ginsburg" to win...

Rep. Lee Terry of Nebraska is a real piece of work. He's one of the charming fellas who insisted, during the government shutdown, that...

This is you: "I want to dress up for Halloween but I'm lazy and have bad ideas. Can you help?" Probably not, but let's...

Onetime teevee actor Kirk Cameron, getting into the spirit of the pre-Christmas movie release season, gave a very exciting interview to the Christian Post,...

With Halloween behind us, there is a crisp, fresh feeling in the air. The kind of feeling that can only mean one thing: time...

Tipster "Nicholas" writes: Would someone figure this out, and then explain it to me in writing on an internet site? Sure, no problem, "Nicholas!" The video,...

Happy Saturday, Wonkaroonies, and welcome to another installment of Derp Roundup, where we stomp on a bunch of stories that were too stoopid to...

We had a feeling that just one collection of Halloween idiocy would not be sufficient to hold all the Derp that the holiday generates,...

Apparently Barack Obama is as bad at Halloween as you Terrible Ones are at caption contests! (Why do you suck, Terrible Ones? WHYYYYYY?) Michelle...

Hey-ho, Wonkerinos and Wonkerinas! Here we are at the day before Halloween, and as usual, some people are just cold insisting on celebrating the...

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