Tag: halliburton

Allen West Heard About Benghazi From A Guy On A Plane Who Knew A Guy, And That’s What I Call ‘Q.E.D.’

Allen West knows the truth about Benghazi, because he was on an airplane and a guy told him he knew a guy who was there, and that the CIA had been told to stand down, and also people are...

Hero Judge: Hasn’t Halliburton Dude Who Destroyed Gulf Oil Spill Evidence Suffered Enough?

This post made possible by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for Oil Spill Blogging. Do you 'member when BP went and ruined its CEO's whole day, by having that little "whoopsie" in the Gulf of Mexico? We saw things,...

Arkansas GOP Hero Proposes Hilarious Amendment To Put Liz Cheney In Jail

We all have family members who are fuck-ups, right? Uncle Larry who gives a creepy smile to the 14-year-old cousins at the family reunion, or Aunt Peg who has four DUIs. Back in Biblical times, the sins of family...

Jury: KBR Caused Troops’ Cancer; KBR: Pay Up, America!

A guest post from your comrade "Glasspusher." Remember when liberals had Dick Cheney's Halliburton to be OUTRAGED about, like common wingnuts have a black president? Well, jump in your time machine and set it for "2002," because Halliburton and its...

The Wonkette Geopoliticker: Which Five Bloody Dictators Deserve A Date With The Hague?

International Justice Alert: Charles Taylor was sentenced this week by the Hague to serve 50 years in a British Slammer for his heinous acts that he says were done "with honour." He's expected to appeal, but chances are he...

Halliburton Paying $250 Million To Nigeria For Dick Cheney Bribery

Halliburton has agreed to pay a $250 million fine to Nigeria after the country brought bribery charges against the corporation's former CEO, revered and forthright statesman Dick Cheney, and nine others, for their dealings in the 1990s. So yes,...

Halliburton Guy Taking His Smoke Break Responsible For Gulf Spill

A Halliburton technician encharged with monitoring pressure data on America's most hated oil rig, the Deepwater Horizon, failed to see signs leading to the explosion that resulted in this year's Gulf oil spill because he was taking a break...

Al Franken Saves Ladies From Rape! Republicans Upset

Al Franken is like the best Senator ever, maybe. Here he talking for seven minutes yesterday about his amendment to a defense appropriations bill that would defund KBR (Halliburton) or any other contractor that forces its employees to waive...

Cheney Fleeing To Dubai

What, No Orgies? No Occult Rituals?