Thank you to reader “crookedE,” who writes, “I’m sure I’m not the only one who spotted this, but I just had to send it over.” In fact crookedE was the only person who contacted us with this wonderful screencap, which means the rest of you need to quit nodding off while you masturbate to “Fox and Friends” because there is important information going on over at MSNBC.

The important white-rights website called V-DARE continues to work hard on the most important story of our time, which is impotently freaking out about Barack Obama’s birth certificate, from when he was born, because what if he is actually an illegal alien born in Africa and secretly mailed to Hawaii (?) by Indonesian half-breed muslins to, er, make sinister anti-American foreign policy decisions through, uhh, George Bush Junior’s head of defense? Come on, think about it! MORE »