May 27, 2012
haley barbour
Man Charged In DUI Death For Which He Was In Jail When Haley Barbour Pardoned Him For Other DUI
by Rebecca Schoenkopf 2:24 pm May 15, 2012
Oopsie. What has gross slug and former Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour done to subvert justice this time? Oh, basically a reverse-cowgirl of the time Michael Dukakis furloughed Willie Horton, but this time by pardoning a drunk driver for his third offense while he was in jail for killing a girl during his fourth. [After his [...]
Mississippi Wins Coveted Free Gay Porn/God Google Search Prize
by Wonkette Jr. 1:27 pm June 24, 2011
Mississippi is a book by William Faulkner that somehow turned into a dumb reality show called Haley Barbour and Other Comical Racist White Villains With Dumb Accents vs. Poor Black People Forever. And ever since the nation’s poorest, most obese and reliably Republican-voting state got Internet access last year, the main thing the people of [...]
Potential Dixiepublican Haley Barbour Not Running For President
by Jack Stuef 3:24 pm April 25, 2011
He’s staying out of the race so he can spend more time with his fresh-made biscuits. Guess all that “suddenly being decent to black people” was a waste of time. Oh well. This leaves the field wide open for an actual one of these to make a run. [Twitter]
Haley Barbour Pro-Baby; Barack Obama Anti-Baby
by Jack Stuef 4:54 pm March 25, 2011
“We’re doing everything that we can to stop abortion in our state,” Mississippi chief hog proctor Haley Barbour said. “And if I get elected president, I will come into office with that attitude. And that’s about 180 degrees different from the current president.” That’s right, Barack Obama is doing everything he can to increase abortion [...]
Haley Barbour To Win Presidency By Bragging About Being Lobbyist
by Jack Stuef 11:59 am March 22, 2011
Look, the Republican presidential field doesn’t seem like it’s going to be finding any good candidates any time soon. So, yes, Tim Pawlenty will have to run. And, oh God, Haley Barbour? Yes, Haley Barbour. “‘The president of the United States is supposed to be the principal advocate for American policy and interests in the [...]
Hilarious Haley Barbour Daily Emails Mock Japanese Quake Victims
by Ken Layne 1:35 pm March 14, 2011
Here’s something Sarah Palin will be super angry about until somebody (Willow?) tells her Haley Barbour is a Republican: Mississippi white pig Haley Barbour’s press secretary sends out a heehawlarious email news roundup “to Barbour’s staff and other allies” with fun jokes about Janet Reno looking like a man and all those Japs getting killed [...]
Haley Barbour Sticks Foot In Mouth By Declining To Be Racist Against Mexicans
by Jack Stuef 10:36 am February 14, 2011
Haley Barbour said on Fox News Sunday that there was nothing wrong with his lobbyist past. “I am perfectly glad to look at the clients that I worked with when I was there,” he said. But there’s a but: Barbour may be eager to showcase his record, but one of Barbour’s foreign lobbying clients could [...]
Haley Barbour Wants a Piece of That 2012 Segregationist Money
by Jack Stuef 4:50 pm December 20, 2010
The gay liberal atheist yankee media types who disgrace this fine, white nation are up in arms today over comments Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour made to The Weekly Standard, about how the time when black people didn’t have civil rights wasn’t “that bad” and how white-people Citizens Councils made integration go nice and smooth, like [...]
Haley Barbour Will Buy the Republican Party, With Money
by Josh Fruhlinger 10:53 am September 3, 2010
Oh, sad face, did you know that the Republican National Committee, which solely exists to raise money for Republican candidates, has no money? It had money at one point, we suppose, but somehow it let it all slip through its fingers, or maybe nobody was giving new money to it because Republicans don’t like giving [...]
Does America Need a Fat President?
by Jack Stuef 5:16 pm June 23, 2010
Cato Institute Vice President Gene Healy writes in the Washington Examiner today that the U.S. needs a fat president. Finally someone says what we’ve all been thinking. This oil spill mess and wars on Islam could all be solved if we just had a president that didn’t mind slurping up the oil or eating the [...]
Mississippi Is America’s Obesity Champion; Oregon Fails In Fat
by Ken Layne 2:04 pm May 4, 2010
Illustrating today’s Post-America America info-graphic are the two most famous living humans from Mississippi and Oregon: Vile slob and unrepentant racist Haley Barbour, the actual governor of Mississippi, and musician Stephen Malkmus of Portland.
RNC Slaveowners To Take Away Michael Steele’s Profits At Gay Luau
by Jim Newell 6:08 pm January 13, 2010
Most people who know anything about politics recognize that Katon Dawson and other influential slaveowners at the RNC will be drafting a plan to both re-enslave and kill Michael Steele, simultaneously, at their upcoming gay slaveowner retreat in Hawaii. But only now are we learning of the first step in this process. According to the [...]
Barbour Replaces Sanford As GOP’s Latest 2012 Hopeful Who Will Be Smote By Romney
by Sara K. Smith 4:09 pm June 24, 2009
Hmm, so that important meeting that Haley Barbour had with assorted Washington fancies on Monday night … folks thought it was all just prelude to a 2012 run, but might it have had something to do with the whole Sanford affair? Because now Barbour is the new head of the Republican Governors Association — at [...]
RNC Pulls Comical Web Ad About ACORN And Bill Ayers And TeLePrOMpTerz
by Jim Newell 12:46 pm April 30, 2009
Call it the Road to Recovery, you queer fink motherfuckers: a web ad from the RNC, to commemorate Obama’s 100 days of Famine, posted yesterday and immediately pulled for being terrible. Watch what appears to be a Southern white man doing his “blacky voice” over video of Obama’s inauguration speech.
It looks like Sarah Palin is ruining the caliente Miami vacay for all the other Republican governors, and they just hate her for it. Mostly it was Thursday’s linguistics-defying speech, which some anonymous Republican governors have correctly deemed retarded. They say Palin has been selfishly “sucking up all the media oxygen,” which is against the [...]
