ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!
Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.
Welcome to the shithouse.
What if they didn't hear Trump say 'shithole' because it just didn't register with them, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO RACISTS? Whoa if true!
All hail Joy Reid, destroyer of Trump-loving assclowns!
And God said unto thee: Joy Reid, explain Jesus for this Trump loving jackass who hates poors from shithole countries.
Like America even cares what foreigns think.
The New Cruelty marches on.
Some trolls have opinions on everything, and the dumber they are, the louder they get.
Is Robert Mueller about to flip a guy? What will Trump and Putin talk about this time? And Trump gets practice in presidential pardons. Your morning news brief.
Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump?
Guess we don't...have...to care about refugees. (Don't have to care about refugees!)
Mexico's president stays home, Republicans struggle to scheme, and Trump is going all Benghazi on HIS private emails. Your morning news brief!
Anonymous is on to something! Or maybe just 'on something,' if you know what we mean.
You won't believe this incredible news! Mostly because it's pure bunk,.
You want to compare foundations, Donald? Let's compare foundations.