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Some Republican nobody running for Senate in Missouri has stopped wearing his shockingly awful toupee, for “transparency.” Also, if the photos above can be believed, he has also stopped dressing like a Old West brothel owner. Still showing a certain detachment from reality, he says “I’ve removed my hair” (dude, it is not your hair, [...]
If you ever needed proof that Sarah Palin is totally going bald, feast your eyes upon this confection, courtesy of the Roadside Mulletry and House Of Hair Hats. [Foxnooz/Rumproast]
Last week sometime, Meghan McCain heard that Tyra Banks talked about hair on The Tyra Banks Show. Talking about… hair, Meg thought. Why, I have hair! I can talk about hair, except instead of talking about Tyra Banks or her hair, I can talk about me. Me. My hair. Me, me. Hair. I even publish [...]
What is up with this alarmingly bang-less Palin hairdo, over here? Is it not a trifle wig-like? And there’s something familiar about that mouth …
Okay so we’ve got a couple of “citizin” slobs, the British foot-baller, and a child prostitute all looking like greaseballs from Hollywood, intentionally. Oh and of course, a blond psychopath from the Fox channel. Working-class Wonkette Operative “Bill M.” writes, “Why is a picture of John Gibson from Fox News on this sign in front [...]
By the Comics CurmudgeonLet’s just get it out there: Rod “Blago” Blagojevich has awesome hair. Sure, it may be a sign of some crippling psychological disorder, but it’s a symbol of Rod “The Blag Man” Blagojevich’s virility and stature, and we all have to respect it. Rod “Blagger Of The Year” Blagojevich dreamed of bringing [...]
Mike Murphy is this Republican guy with crazy hair like Bozo the Clown would have, if Bozo the Clown had very fine straight hair and wasn’t dead. Whenever Mike Murphy shows up on Meet the Press he is wearing some ridiculous plaid jacket and talking actual sense about Republicans, which is unusual. Naturally, he will [...]
