GMU Secret Society to Alter Course of History!
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
Virginia’s George Mason University is all abuzz this week with rumors about a new secret society called “The 17.” (Their name, we assume, comes from the answer to the question “How many GMU douchebags does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”) They have been sabotaging the campus with chalk vandalism, e-mail spam and ambiguous haikus. They are also seeking to enrich uranium to nuke student apathy. MORE »
Virginia’s George Mason University is all abuzz this week with rumors about a new secret society called “The 17.” (Their name, we assume, comes from the answer to the question “How many GMU douchebags does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”) They have been sabotaging the campus with chalk vandalism, e-mail spam and ambiguous haikus. They are also seeking to enrich uranium to nuke student apathy. MORE »
