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Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 18, 2016

The Trumps talk about 'boy stuff,' Obama has a job interview, and Tim Kaine gives an entire speech in Not American!

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 16, 2016.

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Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

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Rachel's doing her 'splainer gestures a lot tonight

Morning Maddow: It’s Anonymous Versus ‘ISIS’ In Battle Of The Nerds (Video)

Monday, somebody claiming to be affiliated with ISIS -- or at least friendly to them -- briefly took over social media accounts for the Pentagon's Central Command, and posted some stupid threatening-sounding stuff about jihad, as well as a...

Michigan Pundit Bloviating On ‘Right-To-Work’ Is Newspaper Union Freeloader, Imagine That

Every so often, in the midst of a great controversy, a very special column must be written. This column must be so earnest and serious and high-minded that it literally says nothing substantial about the issue at hand. It...

Michelle Obama Bogarting All The Christmas Trees

Well, this is very sad. Apparently, History's Greatest Monster Michelle Obama has neither shat upon the face of the smiling Baby Jesus by naming her Christmas trees "holiday African witchdoctor spear missiles" nor covered her Christmas trees in hypodermic...

The Proper Conservative Patriot’s Take On The Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Poor Jennifer Rubin, the unofficial public voice of the Romney campaign who continues to have a job at the Washington Post. Why doesn't your Wonkette make fun of her more often? Maybe it's too easy, but it's not like...

Wall Street Journal Has New Theory About Alternate Economies, Universes, That Is Not Stupid at All

It is very confusing to keep up with conservative economic talking points philosophy, because one minute they’re all “deficits don’t matter!” and then a couple years later they turn around and decide that deficits will ruin the U.S. economy,...

Heads The Gop Wins, Tails Barack Obama Loses, The Washington Post Explains

When even Pegs Nooner is left to moan into her (METAPHORICAL!) Vicodin bottle that President Francisco Franco has had a very good day, where can the poor spinmeisters of the Republican National Committee turn for a warm hug of...

Did Snooki and/or Aliens Write This New ‘O’ Novel?

It’s amazing that novels about Washington DC intrigue get written at all, because the politicians who engage in what the media thinks of as “Washington intrigue” take dullness to unholy extremes. New Obama administration roman à clef O: A...

Pick the Worst Washington Post Op-Ed Writer!

Here comes a very prestigious honor disguised as a cheap web poll: You will help choose the worst Kaplan College Test Daily News op-ed columnist of 2010 for Wonkette's first annual Weeping Eagle Awards. What do these five wretched...

Harold Ford Will Save New York, A Place He Has Lived For Three (3) Years!

Ugh, Harold Ford Jr. Remember this guy? Lost his senate bid in Tennessee because of the terrible racist ad that suggested he spent all his free time cavorting nude with loose white women, and then became head of the...

NYT: Disgraced Alaskan Senator Was A Mummy

Ted Stevens didn't have a chance at winning his Senate race -- not after reports surfaced that the RNC had paid $150,000 for his elaborate pine-tar facials and wardrobe of decaying burlap sacks. Thanks to commenter "belmonttau" for the...

Obama’s Staff Of Clinton Hacks Is Insufficiently Change-y

Ha ha, remember back in that debate when Barack Obama was asked how he can represent change if his advisors are a bunch of Billary cronies, and Hillary laughed at him meanly, and he said, "I'm looking forward to...

Finally A Journalist Treats Sarah Palin Fairly, Not In-The-Tank-ly

If you haven't yet read this latest Palin interview with conservative hack Hugh Hewitt, we have some advice: do not bother reading her answers, at all -- only the questions. Unlike mean sexist Charlie Gibson, fiery "gotcha journalist" Katie...

A Children’s Treasury Of Ridiculous Excerpts From David Brooks’ Creepy, Incorrect Column Today

David Brooks allows a made-up reader to address him as "Mr. Kierkegaard" today in his column. Here is what "Existential in Exeter" asks Søren Kierkegaard, who is David Brooks, about Culture: "All my life I’ve been a successful pseudo-intellectual,...