So much weirdness we got lost. Elect this guy -- he'll Make Oklahoma Surreal Again.
Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.
Robert Mueller has just a couple of questions, John Kelly calls Trump A Idiot, and Israel tries to start a war with Iran (again). Your morning news brief.
Republicans STILL MAD at the shaming of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Dr. Ronny Jackson is quit-fired, and the NRA bans guns. Your morning news brief.
Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.
Trump phones a friend, Cambridge Analytica has some explaining to do, and Illinois goes to the polls. Your morning news brief.
Maybe if the Russians kill Twitter, Trump will give a shit about cyber security?
Remember how Equifax lost your Social Security numbers? Well, that's not all they lost!
Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.
The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.
Republicans Release THE MEMO, Trump skips Russian sanctions, and Melon Trump is full of sads. Your morning News Brief.
So much fuckin' Trump Russia, Republicans are screaming about secret societies, and Mazel Tov to Tammy Duckworth. Your morning news brief!
Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!
Trump tries to take credit for Obama's legacy, Roy Moore about to officially lose (again), and Donald Trump is ... GOLFING??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Your morning news brief.
Empty your wallets or you'll never see your precious elections ever again.
Say goodbye to free porn, Netflix, and cute kittens.