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Tag: hacking

Trump’s LOW ENERGY Inauguration. Wonkagenda for Friday, January 20, 2016

Trump's can't fill his cabinet, EVERYONE is protesting, Colbert says #ThanksObama! Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Picked A Fight With Legislative Badass John Lewis. It Wasn’t His First Mistake

Donald Trump tweeted out a tantrum after John Lewis called said he was not legitimate.

Russian Propaganda Saps, Impurifies Our Precious C-Span

C-SPAN's riveting and AMERICAN congressional coverage is compromised by Russian propaganda! Hold on to your tinfoil hats!

Obama Makes Us All Cry One Last Time. Wonkagenda for January 11, 2016

Obama gives his farewell address, Trump might be in a pissy mood, and Jeff Sessions gets a letter from Coretta Scott King (again). Your morning news brief!

Hollywood Pees On Donald Trump’s Golden Rug. Wonkagenda for Monday, January 9, 2016

Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief!
WikiLeaks needs more lady rasslin'

Wikileaks Really Mad Somebody Leaked CIA Report Before Russia Could

Life During InfoWartime.

Bernie Sanders Does Fire And Brimstone! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 5, 2017

Republicans have a top secret plan for Trumpcare, Bernie Sanders does some Wrath of God, and Trump's still getting sued! Your morning news brief!

Some Idiot Dabbed At Paul Ryan, And Other Stuff. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 4, 2017

The GOP has a REALLY bad day, NAACP protests Jeff Sessions, and Bill O'Reilly hates Hollywood commies! Your morning news brief!

GOP Murders Ethics Office, Wonder Why! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 3, 2016.

The GOP tries to cover its ass, Trump tries to cover the border, and Julian Assange cries to Sean Hannity. Your morning news brief!

Russia Hacking Electric Utility Computers Now, Not That It’s Anything To Worry About (Updated)

Should we be worried Russia might be trying to muck about with our power grid? Who knows? Do we need electricity that much?

Trump’s Love For Himself May Cause Chafing. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 28, 2016

Trump rubs his ego until it bleeds, Paul Ryan's getting a Constitution lesson, and the Navy's Elite Thai SEAL Team Hookers! Your daily news brief!

North Carolina Says, ‘No Butt Stuff!’ Wonkagenda For Thursday, December 22, 2016

A Trump kid tries to set an example for his father, Obamacare is booming, and North Carolina gives gay people the shaft. Your daily news brief!

Trump’s Very Own Stasi! Wonkagenda For Monday, December 19, 2016

The Electoral College grades Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway is high, and Donald Trump has his own secret police! Your daily news brief!

Carly Fiorina Might Make A Great Director Of National Intelligence To Keep Us Safe From Demon Sheep

Carly Fiorina will make up the best possible intelligence America could ever want.

John Bolton’s Mustache Bristling At Barack Obama For Hacking The DNC And Blaming It On Russia

John Bolton thinks we shouldn't hastily assume the Russians hacked U.S. elections, so he hastily assumed Barack Obama is lying.
Couldn't handle any more intelligence than he has now

Donald Trump’s Gigantic Brain Doesn’t Need Intelligence

Donald Trump doesn't need intelligence briefings, since it's all just the same blah blah blah all the time, and he has rallies to hold.