• The Internet, as personified by a Utah State Rep., briefly suggested that Jon Huntsman’s ambassadorship means that Huntsman will be in a prime position from which to convert all of China to Mormonism, and probably Republicanism! [Ben Smith]
• With 18 months til the election, Harry Reid is losing to Another Candidate, the GOP’s fiery young upstart and the Party’s next great hope after Bobby Jindal. [CNN Political Ticker]
• While President Bush has already made a new friend at his new school in Texas, a young man of fourteen with whom he hung out with for an hour and a half, it still sucks his family had to move now, because it’s so close to junior prom and so who doesn’t have a date at this point. Losers, that’s who. [Top of the Ticket]
• Bush and Co.’s secret emails won’t be released, but hey, recall the parable of the “hacker” who “hacked” Sarah Palin’s Yahoo account by guessing her password was “ilovetodd” or whatever. [HuffPost]

A super-secret Wonkette operative informs us that Obama’s campaign recently purchased Hope.net and was set to launch the site before getting foiled by MALICIOUS HACKERS. “After getting the domain and setting it up, well…that shit got hacked and they don’t know how/why and they can’t fix it,” our informant writes. After loading, the page displays some Obama-mocking graffiti and all links redirect to Hillary Clinton’s site. MORE »