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Posts Tagged ‘habits’

New York Times Discovers Hidden Link Between Elitist Food Habits And Elitist Voting Habits

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Sellout.Having just discovered the pagan culinary invention called “cheese fries,” the intrepid New York Times has now determined that Democrats drink organic milk while Republicans dine on Frankencorn and bile. But none of this matters, because such frivolous polls and research cannot truly predict people’s voting habits! Nonetheless, let’s venture into America’s pantries and try to determine our political leanings by seeing what’s in the cookie jar. MORE »


Barry Hussein Obama Switches To Nicorette

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007

We TOLD you to quit smoking! - WonketteWhile the prohibition on black presidents has been (temporarily) repealed, presidents have not been allowed to be smokers for nearly half a century — JFK learned the hard way in Dallas, one of the earliest fanatical non-smoking cities. MORE »