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Posts Tagged ‘ha ha ha’

HISTORIC COMEDY MOMENTS

Teabaggers Scared To Death of Being Confused With Negro Protesters

Monday, September 14th, 2009

So the Tea Party wingnuts don't follow Louis Farrakhan and Nation of Islam, is that right?
HILARITY: Would-be teabaggers and and other easily duped dingbats are proudly emailing each other wonderful pictures of a million teabaggers crowding the National Mall, but these pictures are actually from the Million Man March of 1997, an event attended by, ahem, colored people. MORE »


FAIL

Elderly Birther Gives Up After Two Years — Nobody Will Give Him Money!

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Eating their own.Back in the good old days of making shit up about the Democrat president, mysterious gazillionaires like Richard Mellon Scaife or Montgomery Burns would give you piles of money for your wacky pursuit. The Web is still home to many such wingnut cesspools launched with Scaife’s riches! But these days, Christ, not even a full-time Birther can make a few bucks, even though he spent two of his last sad years on Earth dedicated to proving coloreds can’t be president. MORE »


INCONVENIENT TRUTHS

Wonkette Readers Saved the Environments!

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

You're the wieners!
Not only did thousands of you people play the EcoDrivingUSA car game challenge/lightning round, but you won, and you saved the world — one car’s worth, anyway! — and most importantly you savagely trounced Power Line. Good jerb! [Best EcoDriving Skills]


WHAT IS THIS?

Wingnut TeeVee Reporter Yells Marxist Stuff At Joe Biden For Some Reason

Saturday, October 25th, 2008


So what has Joe Biden been up to lately, anyway? WHAT? Ha ha ha, this is insane. Oh, it’s Florida? Okay, so it’s normal. Where’s the original version? [YouTube]


HA HA HA

Important Correction Regarding Controversial Wooden Key Card Story!

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Correction: The trees are doing JUST FINE THANK YOUThere are many terrible jobs to be had at the Democratic National Convention: the trash Nazis who patrol the garbage cans making sure recyclables don’t get tossed into the forbidden “landfill” bin; the elevator operators trapped in plywood-lined boxes eight hours a day pushing buttons for angry media people; and the pitiable youngsters stuck managing the byzantine and comically nonsensical credentials process. But today we have discovered one even more thankless job: the PR flack who has to write to bloggers on satirical Web sites and explain to them how they have gotten the “facts” wrong. Tragic email after the jump. MORE »