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Posts Tagged ‘ha ha’

Check Out The Hot New Sarah Palin/Turkey Grinder Bloodporn

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey at an abbatoir today to celebrate Thanksgiving, a full week beforehand. After pardoning the turkey, Palin partook in her favorite post-election hobby — answering questions from the media — while a turkey butcher worked in the background SLAUGHTERING A TURKEY IN A DEATH GRINDER, while smiling, a la Fargo. It is hilarious. Equally hilarious are the MSNBC captions in this clip, such as, “Gov. Palin Not Realizing Incongruity Of Her Words Versus Her Backdrop.” Liberals. [YouTube]


GOP Abandoning Loony Michele Bachmann

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Duckface!
Nutty baby farmer and commie hunter Michele Bachmann just blabbed her way out of GOP ad buys in Minnesota! MORE »


Mean Obama Kids Put Stickers On Wyoming GOP Office!

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

What shall we do with the Boo Hoo Baby?There has been an OUTRAGEOUS CRIME committed against the little GOP office in Cody, Wyoming! Local children are accused of putting some Obama stickers and fliers on the windows of the Republican office! This is exactly the kind of Domestic Terrorism that Sarah Palin is working so hard to fight, you betcha. MORE »


And We Don’t Read Dana Milbank, Either!

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008


Here’s Washington Post “local color” writer Dana Milbank drinking somewhere and talking about Wonkette, for some reason, and how he doesn’t read it. And then he gets spooked, because what if Wonkette is actually there, videotaping him, in the form of Our Liz Glover? [Liz Glover]


Barack Obama’s Controversial Pastor Was Navy War Hero Who Saved LBJ

Monday, April 28th, 2008

LSD, LBJ FBI, CIA F-B-I-C-I-A L-S-D
Here is the Reverend Jeremiah Wright, famous controversial figure, way back in December of 1966, when he was a U.S. Navy medic and installed a black man’s heart inside Lyndon B. Johnson, which is how we got Civil Rights. Thanks to commenter RSSDude DaveBowman for posting the pic. [P. Cash Perspective]


Remainders: We Didn’t Create A Phallus-Centered Culture, We Just Live In It

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

* More discussion of “Rush Limbaugh’s penis” and the Dominican hookers he’s been sticking it in. [The Republic of T] MORE »


Rush Limbaugh Busted for Inadequacy, Nervous Mocking Laughter Echoes Thruout Blogosphere

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

rushannkiss.gifGetting busted for painkiller abuse: sad/funny.
Getting busted for unprescribed Viagra: HYSTERICAL. MORE »