Wonkette

While John McCain was waddling behind a housewife and knocking over the apple sauce in a grocery store, Barack Obama had a German Gym Workout with a young lady reporter from the German paper BILD. And she is not going to forget that anytime soon. Let’s enjoy her sexytime memories, together. MORE »

* “A brothel operating above a chicken restaurant, one block from the DC courthouse, next door to the Verizon Center in the District’s trendiest neighborhood with the full blessing of the city government? Only in D.C.” [Big Sky Girl]
* DCist Voting Rights Happy Hour tonight, already started, at Eighteenth Street Lounge. [DCist]
* “Weeknights are for working out. Sorry!” is the new “I have to wash my hair.” [circumlocutor]
* Princess Sparkle Pony has been busy snapping photos of the cherry blossoms. [PSP]
* “i’m so sick of hearing people talk about what they hate about dc. it’s so boring. no one is forcing you to live here. as the post’s j. freedom du lac said to one dc hater in his freedom rock chat yesterday: ‘don’t let the door to the beltway hit you on your way out.’” [life off balance]