Tag: guns

Ritchie Mack, he's a sheriff down in 'Zona...

Wingnut Plan To Turn Arizona County Into New Somalia Still On Track. Good Luck With That!

More straight out delusion from our pals in the "Constitutional Sheriff" community, who still want to get themselves elected into power in Navajo County, Arizona, and then tell the Federal Government to bugger off, just as the Constitution demands...

Your Senate Sunday: What’s The Deal With The Dakotas? Do We Really Need Two?

This week's profile of 2016's U.S. Senate races is chock full of Dakotas. Sorry, not the Fanning girl.

Hillary Clinton’s ‘Vagenda Of Manocide’ Coming To Manocide You With A Vagenda

Bet you didn't know you had to worry about Hillary Clinton's Vagenda of Manocide. She certainly doesn't have to worry about it, thanks to the interwebs.

Gay Drunk Racist Tulsa Man Murders Lebanese Neighbor, Nothing To See Here

A Tulsa man has been charged with murdering his next-door neighbor because he was from Lebanon. Yes, in the USA in 2016.
Richard Blumenthal shows you his Pokemans, Brian Schatz hangs loose

Your Senate Sunday: Connecticut And Hawaii Just Blued Themselves!

Let's take a look at a couple of safe Democratic Senate seats for a change. Also, an incumbent who was once falsely accused of sheep diddling.
Have I got an idea for the furshlugginer national debt!

Trump Campaign Was Totes Cool With Staffers Pulling Guns On People

Vincent Bordini thought the Trump campaign would have his back when another staffer pulled a gun on him. They did not.

Reagan’s Daughter All Like ‘Hey Trump, Remember That Time My Dad Got Shot?

You know what was pretty awkward? When Donald Trump insinuated the other day that maybe some Second Amendment People would have some way of dealing with Hillary Clinton if she became president and nominated pro-gun control justices to the...

Did The Secret Service Give Donald Trump A Talking To? Guess We Will Never Ever Know

On Wednesday, CNN reporter Jim Sciutto tweeted that he had spoken to a Secret Service official who told him that Secret Service members had "more than one conversation" with the Donald Trump campaign about his little "Second Amendment People"...
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots, or only five?

Donald Trump Would Be Sad If Someone Had To Shoot Hillary. But That’s How Democracy Works.

Donald Trump said maybe "Second Amendment People" could stop Hillary from appointing justices to the Supreme Court. Why would anyone take that the wrong way?
The Tiniest Sniper

California Gun Group Very Upset It Can’t Tell You Exactly Where State Legislators Live, So You Can Visit.

A group of California gun enthusiasts is suing for the right to post the home addresses and phone numbers of legislators who voted for six recently-passed gun bills, so everyone can easily find their local tyrant.
Whaddayamean, an F?

Yeehaw! Texas Colleges Open To Pistol Packin’, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Thank heavens, the Texas Lege has finally done something about the defenseless students on Texas college campuses! A law allowing concealed handgun carry on campuses went into effect today to allow students and faculty to defend themselves from Comanchero...
ryan c, man's pocket Constitution says this is some bullshit, man.

Surprise! Ryan Bundy Goes Full Sovereign Citizen, Declares Self ‘Idiot’ Not Subject To Your Damn Laws

Oregon wildlife refuge occupier Ryan Bundy filed a bunch of nonsense legal paperwork declaring himself a 'sovereign citizen' who is not subject to the law. Oddly enough , he remains in jail.
Gahhh! But not forgotten.

Ted Cruz Pretty Hot For Georgia Congressional Candidate Who Says He’d Shoot Cops

Ted Cruz endorsed a Georgia Republican who said people should shoot cops serving 'no-knock' warrants. You'll probably guess how well that candidate did.

Wonkagenda: Monday, 07-25-2016

Well a good groggy Monday to you, Wonkers! It was pretty hot this weekend, hopefully you didn't melt into a gross puddle and get mistaken for a Pokemon. Here's some of the stories that may grace the pixels of...

Baton Rouge Cop-Killer Was Sovereign Citizen *And* Black Radical. Two Great Tastes, Etc., Etc.

Gavin Long, the suspect in the killings of three Louisiana cops, believed the law didn't apply to him, because 'freedom.'

How Will Barack Obama’s Thoughtful Eulogy For Dallas Cops Outrage Wingnuts? Watch And Guess!

President Obama will deliver a eulogy Tuesday for Americans murdered in a mass shooting. He's had too much practice at this.