Get your mama's combat boots out, we invade TUESDAY! TONIGHT!
Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things!
The intent of #WalkUpNotOut is nice, but deeply, deeply flawed.
Don't worry, these incidents don't count since Trump's plan hasn't yet gone into effect. Everyone will be just fine when it does.
Now we adults need to live up to the example the kids have set.
So we guess the Parkland teens are the George Wallaces of AR-15s? That analogy really doesn't work.
Drug dealers won't be affected by a blue ribbon commission, but mass shooters certainly will.
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We sure hope these folks are more competent handling guns than they are with keyboards.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
A good guy with a gun is still likely to screw up now and then.
Gosh, he's never going to live down this betrayal of the base... Oh, wait, he already has.
Teens, you stop dunking on Alex Jones and Dana Loesch RIGHT NOW!
Thank god for a well-regulated bunch of idiots with guns!
Georgia simply won't stand for a pipsqueak airline's bowing to liberal pressure. So it'll apply some rightwing pressure instead.
Gonna kiss ALL OF YOU on your faces!
Hey Pissed-Off High School Kids! These Colleges Want YOU (To Tell Your Principal To Fuck Off And Go Protest Guns)
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