Tag: guns

New Year’s Eve ‘Celebratory Gunfire’ Ends Poorly Across The Nation, Shockingly Enough

What if there were a way to celebrate the New Year without doing something that could kill or maim someone?
STAY OFF HER NAKEDNESS AREA, YOU TRANSGENDERS.

Elegant Gentlewoman Michele Fiore To Bring Guns, Boobs To Las Vegas City Council Race

Our second-favorite one-L Michele is planning a triumphant return to Nevada politics!

House GOP Solves Gun Violence, By Fining Democrats Who Had Sit-In About Gun Violence

So good to see the nation's priorities are being addressed.

Alex Jones Pulls Video Urging Fans To Investigate ‘Pizzagate’ After Fan ‘Investigated’ It With A Gun

Alex Jones never told his wackaloon fans listeners to go look for kidnapped children at a Washington DC pizzeria, except for when he did.
Just a racist, his gun, his flag, and his spring planting project

White-Power Charleston Church Murderer Convicted, Wonder Where He Got ‘Self-Radicalized’?

Dylann Roof was a 'lone wolf' racist murderer, and he certainly didn't come from an online pack of like-minded rabid dogs.
Rejoice! For the dough is risen!

Even ‘Pizzagate’ Gunman Thinks Alex Jones Is LIL’ BIT CRAZY

He just wanted to save the kids!
His life mattered. Apparently that's a controversial idea.

Minnesota Might Convict Cop For Killing Philando Castile. It Could Happen!

Justice in a police killing of a black motorist? Great idea, in theory.

How To Talk To Your Kids About Trump

To prepare them for a Trump presidency, teachers should tell kids crying is weak. SAD.

Guess What, Iowa Cop Killer Was ‘Troubled Loner.’ There’s A Lot Of Those!

Moody loner? Thought that described bloggers.
Is it November 9 yet?

Let’s Pretend To Care About Kansas And South Carolina! Your Senate Sunday Reaches Its End

Let's see what's doing in some red states, to round out our look at all 34 Senate races this year.

Joe Walsh Only Fingering His ‘Musket’ Because Thomas Jefferson Told Him To

Sometimes a call to arms is not a call to arms. Or maybe it is.
Two great tastes that go great together...

Senate Sunday: Louisiana Won’t Be Electing David Duke To US Senate. Sorry Racist Scumbags!

Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou.
Actual scary 'Hillary's coming for you are guns' meme found in the wild

North Carolina Gun Humpers Raffle Off AR-15, Throw In Picture Of Hillary Clinton, Haw-Haw-Haw

A pro-gun group is raffling off an AR-15 semiautomatic rifle along with a photo of Hillary Clinton, not that it means anything.
Still neither jailed nor dead

Ted Nugent Disgusted By Wimpy Stabbing Victims, Just Disgusted

Ted Nugent is pretty disgusted by people who let themselves get wounded by knife-wielding maniacs. They're so pathetic.
Roy Blunt (r) has kind of a creepy smile

Your Senate Sunday: Missouri Democrat Jason Kander Really Wants To Roll A Blunt

For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes.