Tag: guns

still from Bee Movie with Winnie the Pooh in a rifle scope's crosshairs

Ryan Zinke To Permit Uday And Qusay Trump To Murder Bear Cubs, Too

Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.

Sunday Rundown: Guns & Ammo Edition

What causes lots of people to die in shootings? Oliver North and the Texas lieutenant governor have very stupid answers.

10 Dead In Santa Fe School Shooting, But Don’t Worry, The Guns Are Safe

Guns don't kill people. Too many doors kills people.

Oliver North Says You Are Being WORSE THAN JIM CROW To The Poor, Weak NRA

He is accusing gun control advocates of doing 'civil terrorism' to them.
Free kitten with every five mass shootings

America, Massachusetts Would Like To Have A Word With You About Guns.

A gun law that goes beyond cursory background checks? Fascinating! Tell me more!

NRA Picks Oliver North As Next President. Libs Fuckin’ Triggered, Man

Why would the NRA pick a controversial figure like Ollie North? Why WOULDN'T it?
One's a rubber-faced novelty item that became a fad for no good reason. The other's a doll.

Deleted Comments: Attack Of Multi-Troll Almost Distracted Us From Arizona Legislator’s Furry Saga

Is our trolls learning? Probably not. But hey, how about this rightwing Arizona lady who came to appreciate furries?

Turns Out Guns In Schools Are A Bad Idea! Who Would Have Thought?

Responsible gun owners seem to keep leaving their loaded guns around where children can find them.

We Watched Trump’s Weak Loser NRA Speech So You Don’t Have To

And the crowd went ... what is the opposite of wild?
photoshopped image of Donald Trump holding a revolver

Donald Trump Going To NRA Convention To Tell NRA What NRA Told Him He Thinks About Guns

But the gunhumpers are sad they can't open carry all over the president :(

Maybe Nashville Shooter’s Dad Shouldn’t Have Returned His Guns. It’s A Thought.

It's almost as if there's a problem with too many guns out there. Let's crack down on mentally ill people instead.

Kris Kobach Full Of Snide Things To Say About Teenagers Protesting Gun Violence

In which Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach and a bunch of armed assholes talk shit about teenagers who don't want to be murdered with guns.

It’s Time For The Teen Gun-Grabbing WALKOUT!

The kids seem to believe they're the future. They may be on to something.

Armed Teachers Update: Are We Safe Yet?

Reducing the availability of guns? Well now you're just talking nonsense, mister.

Deleted Comments: You Know What Causes School Shootings? Porn And Not Loving The Founders.

In which we learn that the true mark of an educated American is meeting the arbitrary demands of a guy in the comments.