Tag: guns

Who’s Your Next Shooter? That Weird Kid, Right?

The intent of #WalkUpNotOut is nice, but deeply, deeply flawed.

Hey, About Those Armed Teachers: They Really Need To Stop Shooting Students.

Don't worry, these incidents don't count since Trump's plan hasn't yet gone into effect. Everyone will be just fine when it does.

Look At These Beautiful Children And Their Gun Control WALKOUT! LOOK AT THEM!

Now we adults need to live up to the example the kids have set.

Michigan Snowflake Is The Rosa Parks Of 18-Year-Olds Who Need To Buy Shotguns

So we guess the Parkland teens are the George Wallaces of AR-15s? That analogy really doesn't work.
This must be the politest society in anime

Trump Announces Gun Plan To Do Absolutely Nothing About Guns (Except Ban Abortion, Probably)

Drug dealers won't be affected by a blue ribbon commission, but mass shooters certainly will.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments: Is This Some Kind Of Cult? You Can ALL Burn In HELL! Also, I Own 20 Assault Rifles.

We sure hope these folks are more competent handling guns than they are with keyboards.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sleeping Right Now, Please Shut Up With Your So-Called ‘Breaking News’


How To Reduce Gun Injuries: Just Send All Gun-Humpers Off To An NRA Convention, Forever.

A good guy with a gun is still likely to screw up now and then.

Donald Trump Coming For Your Guns Like A Common Barack Obama

Gosh, he's never going to live down this betrayal of the base... Oh, wait, he already has.

Alex Jones And Erick Erickson Feeling #Triggered By Florida #Teen David Hogg, Need #SafeSpace NOW

Teens, you stop dunking on Alex Jones and Dana Loesch RIGHT NOW!

It’s Three PM. Do You Know Which Armed Militia Whackjobs Are Guarding Your Children?

Thank god for a well-regulated bunch of idiots with guns!

It’s ‘Special Rights’ When Gay People Want Cake, But Airplane Discount For NRA Is GOD-FUCKING-GIVEN

Georgia simply won't stand for a pipsqueak airline's bowing to liberal pressure. So it'll apply some rightwing pressure instead.

Rick Santorum Demands Single Moms Face Justice For Shooting Up Florida School

Doing something about guns is hard. So let's start with something easy, by making sure all American families raise their kids right.

Deleted Comments: From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee! I Will Never Stop Until Wonkette Debates Me!

The 2nd Amendment is the law of the land, so protesting guns is treason. Cool story, bro.