Tag: guns

His life mattered. Apparently that's a controversial idea.

Minnesota Might Convict Cop For Killing Philando Castile. It Could Happen!

Justice in a police killing of a black motorist? Great idea, in theory.

How To Talk To Your Kids About Trump

To prepare them for a Trump presidency, teachers should tell kids crying is weak. SAD.

Guess What, Iowa Cop Killer Was ‘Troubled Loner.’ There’s A Lot Of Those!

Moody loner? Thought that described bloggers.
Is it November 9 yet?

Let’s Pretend To Care About Kansas And South Carolina! Your Senate Sunday Reaches Its End

Let's see what's doing in some red states, to round out our look at all 34 Senate races this year.

Joe Walsh Only Fingering His ‘Musket’ Because Thomas Jefferson Told Him To

Sometimes a call to arms is not a call to arms. Or maybe it is.
Two great tastes that go great together...

Senate Sunday: Louisiana Won’t Be Electing David Duke To US Senate. Sorry Racist Scumbags!

Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou.
Actual scary 'Hillary's coming for you are guns' meme found in the wild

North Carolina Gun Humpers Raffle Off AR-15, Throw In Picture Of Hillary Clinton, Haw-Haw-Haw

A pro-gun group is raffling off an AR-15 semiautomatic rifle along with a photo of Hillary Clinton, not that it means anything.
Still neither jailed nor dead

Ted Nugent Disgusted By Wimpy Stabbing Victims, Just Disgusted

Ted Nugent is pretty disgusted by people who let themselves get wounded by knife-wielding maniacs. They're so pathetic.
Roy Blunt (r) has kind of a creepy smile

Your Senate Sunday: Missouri Democrat Jason Kander Really Wants To Roll A Blunt

For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes.
Also not allowed to ask where she concealed that.

Missouri Rescues Second Amendment From Tyranny Of So-Called Concealed Carry ‘Permits’

Missouri's very easy process for concealed-carry permits was oppressive, so there's no need for a permit at all. Have at it, folks!

Hot New Dating Site Helps Gun Humpers Hump Other Gun Humpers

Gun lovers! Do you love the idea of a romantic first date at a coffee shop, but fear that the ladies you meet on Tinder may be put off when you show up with a ginormous assault rifle strapped...
The senator and the trivia question answer.

You Got Your Seattle Drinky Thing In My Senate Sunday! Two Great Tastes, Etc., Etc

They probably won't be up past midnight counting the U.S. Senate ballots in Washington, is what we're saying.
Thank god a white man has finally figured out crime!

Thoughtful Chicago Tribune Columnist Muses About ‘Feral’ Black Boys

It's always refreshing to see a simple explanation for social problems. If the cause is one bad thing, then fixing things must be easy!
Bye Now. Bye-Bye!

Prosecutor In Trayvon Martin Case, Angela Corey, Too Awful Even For Florida

Floridians have kicked out Angela Corey, who botched the prosecution of George Zimmerman. Who'll let child killers walk now?
These cutesy 'Abbey Road' recreations are getting out of hand

Donald Trump Staggeringly Wrong About Another Thing (Crime). Bet You’re As Shocked As We Were!

Donald Trump was incredibly wrong about crime rates. Imagine that!