Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.
What causes lots of people to die in shootings? Oliver North and the Texas lieutenant governor have very stupid answers.
Guns don't kill people. Too many doors kills people.
He is accusing gun control advocates of doing 'civil terrorism' to them.
A gun law that goes beyond cursory background checks? Fascinating! Tell me more!
Why would the NRA pick a controversial figure like Ollie North? Why WOULDN'T it?
Is our trolls learning? Probably not. But hey, how about this rightwing Arizona lady who came to appreciate furries?
Responsible gun owners seem to keep leaving their loaded guns around where children can find them.
And the crowd went ... what is the opposite of wild?
But the gunhumpers are sad they can't open carry all over the president :(
It's almost as if there's a problem with too many guns out there. Let's crack down on mentally ill people instead.
In which Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach and a bunch of armed assholes talk shit about teenagers who don't want to be murdered with guns.
The kids seem to believe they're the future. They may be on to something.
Reducing the availability of guns? Well now you're just talking nonsense, mister.
In which we learn that the true mark of an educated American is meeting the arbitrary demands of a guy in the comments.