Tag: gun violence

Kris Kobach Full Of Snide Things To Say About Teenagers Protesting Gun Violence

In which Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach and a bunch of armed assholes talk shit about teenagers who don't want to be murdered with guns.

A Million Kids Just TOOK YER GUNS On Uncle Sam’s Lawn. Here’s What They Said.

Don't take our word for it, let the protesters speak for themselves.

Books Not Bullets! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 26, 2018

The March For Our Lives swarms DC, Trump's lawyers run from Robert Mueller, Stormy Daniels blows in 60 Minutes. Your morning news brief.

Hello, And Welcome To Your Wonkette #MarchForOurLives Livethread!

Because everyone is just really, really goddamned sick of living in a country where this regularly happens.

Looks Like Somebody’s Got A Case Of The Tuesdays! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 27, 2018

Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!

Trump Holds After School Shooting Special. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 22, 2018

Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.

Dear Pissed-Off High School Kids: If Adults Threaten To Punish You For Protesting, FUCKING DO IT ANYWAY

A Wonkette Public Service Announcement for the teens of America!

President Pussy Caves To Teenagers Who Were Mean To Him On Twitter. GOOD.

Those kids in Florida are getting people's attention. Even the ones you'd expect to miss the point.

Hey, NRA: The Kids Have Some Thoughts And Prayers For You Too

This is new. And while it never should have been necessary, it's inspiring.

The Kids Of Stoneman Douglas High Would Like You To Kindly Stuff Your Thoughts, Prayers And Guns, Please

They're survivors. And they're very, very pissed off.

Republican Lady Explains Good Fathers Stop Gun Crime. RFK’s Son Chris Kennedy Says Go Fuck Yourself

Rep. Jeanne Ives, running against Kennedy for Illinois governor, steps in shit, twirls around, jumps in with both feet.

2017: A Year In Damn Good Journalism

There were many good newses that we couldn't get to this year.

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.

Republicans On Gun Silencer Bill After Las Vegas: We Don’t Know Her!

Shh. The sportsmen have sensitive ears. Don't say anything to make them buy more guns. (They'll do that anyway)

Trump Tells Women Where To Go. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 30, 2017

Joe & Mike have a Face/Off with Trump, Russian hacking gets W E I R D, and the GOP debates killing olds.