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Posts Tagged ‘gun nuts’

Palin Idiots Armed & Dangerous … To Each Other!

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

'FIVE DAYS? But I'm angry NOW!'Two jackasses in SUVs were in traffic leaving a Sarah Palin Klan Rally in Colorado on Monday when one, in a Kia, tried to pull ahead of the guy in the Chrysler. They yelled whatever at each other, then the Chrysler jackass pulled a loaded handgun on the other Palin loser. After he was arrested, the 62-year-old gun nut told the cops he “wanted to be ready for anything.” Jesus fucking christ, we all need to go buy a million guns this weekend, because these dingbats are going to go berserk on Election Night. [Post Independent]


Monday, February 4th, 2008

HEALTHY WHITE BABY IN EXCHANGE FOR RETURN OF GOLD STANDARD, SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY PLSCOURAGEOUS RON PAUL SAVES BABIES FROM TAXES, GUN CONTROL: He has a natural “pocket of support” in Alaska, where locals share his love of firearms, hatred of the income tax, and favorite hobby: swaddling one-armed infants in flags. [Wall Street Journal]