Tag: gun control
In which Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach and a bunch of armed assholes talk shit about teenagers who don't want to be murdered with guns.
Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.
DO YOU GET IT IT IS A DENVER OMELET.
Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.
Unlike the slightly classier Frank Stallone, Nugent will not be apologizing for his remarks about the Parkland survivors.
It is now significantly less terrifying to be a victim of domestic violence in New York state!
Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.
A sentence that determines our laws shouldn't be as open to interpretation as Ophelia's flower speech.
Another Children's Treasury of Fox News versus reality.
A shocking outbreak of decency on the right!
Don't take our word for it, let the protesters speak for themselves.
Who would lie about a kid who survived a mass shooting? Trick question! She's a crisis actor and there WAS no mass shooting!
We are all wrung out with our love for them.
Because everyone is just really, really goddamned sick of living in a country where this regularly happens.
We thought about canceling on yinz ... wait, that is Pittsburgh. We thought about canceling on tu ustedes, but what is a little nor'easter between friends? We will see you TONIGHT, Brooklyn, New York, at your comrade Erin's restaurant...
Robert Mueller has MORE questions, Mark Zuckerberg has many sad emojis, and congress caves on gun control. Your morning news brief.