Good Morning America interviewed the effectively-Arab known terrorist friend of Hussein Obama’s, Bill Ayers. The footage? Startling.

ABC Douche: You launched Obama’s political career in your bomb house, and then you were his best friend on like 80 socialist education boards. Why do you and Obama rape children? FOR FUN?

Bill Ayers: Everything you just said is wrong.

Repeat for eight minutes. [YouTube]

Virgil Goode is the patriotic Republican congressman who threatened to deport Representative Keith Ellison, an American citizen from Minneapolis who was sworn in on Thomas Jefferson’s Koran. Once upon a time Rep. Goode had a press secretary named Linwood Duncan. This Duncan fellow was Goode’s press secretary for many years! And then, suddenly, he had “health problems” and had to retire after it turned out he had a line or two in a terrible gay coming-of-age movie shot in Danville. But that’s not even the worst of it! Duncan may have been complicit in the UNSPEAKABLE VIOLATION OF A FAX LINE. MORE »

You know how many figs John McCain gives about Bill Ayers? Not two of them, my friends! That is why he is honor-bound to discuss at length in tomorrow night’s debate how the hippie terrorist and Barack Obama were giving each other handjobs back in the 60s. MORE »