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There are lots of reasons to love the above Associated Press photo of Larry Craig. First of all, it was taken on June 14, three teensy days after his Minneapolis partybog arrest; perhaps that explains the look of horror and revulsion on Mitch McConnell’s face? Did McConnell know something about Craig on June 14th, a naughty little secret, perhaps? I sure do like to think so! But you know what I really love about this photo? It’s time for Larry Craig Hand Turkeys™, hooray! Join the fun after the jump…

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Happy back-to-work day, suckers! Princess Sparkle Pony here, and since Pareene is still touring Midwest airport tearooms doing important research for Wonkette, I’ll be filling that quivering void today. Are you sick of the Larry Craig story yet? No (shush!)? Well that’s good, because today is bound to be a slow news day otherwise, and I’m not even close to running out of material about this wonderful, wonderful gift from the gossip gods. Plus! It’s still Endless Cummer! Hooray!