Wonkette

This “leak about a leak” is prime fodder for a Senior Administration Official Guessing Game: MORE »

We combed over Ashley Blazer Biden’s Friendster profile for some — any — proof that she was Page Six’s cokehead political daughter, but found nothing. It’s a pretty damn straight-laced image presented, actually — only one mention of excessive alcohol consumption, even! Of course, it was probably scrubbed clean within minutes of this. A Biden-is-a-Biden-is etc. etc. We couldn’t find her on MySpace either, unfortunately. So — we’ll keep looking. MORE »

Okay, this was the blind item we asked you about:

WHICH daughter of a high-powered politician should be more careful about telling people of her raging cocaine habit? The misguided girl wrote an e-mail to pals saying, “I did blow all night - it was wild!”

Among the commenters, several names emerged. One suggested Ashley Biden, who was previously arrested in Chicago; but the charge was obstructing a police officer, not a drug charge. Another raised Noelle Bush as a possibility, which drew a scoffing response: “Noelle Bush doing coke’s not news.”

Given that the item appeared in the New York Post, several suggested that the daughter in question probably has a New York connection. Chelsea Clinton was jokingly named (jokingly, since she’s probably too much of a goody-goody to do coke).

Georgina Bloomberg was another guess. Well, she does have a pierced tongue — and wears a $1,600 gown while riding a horse. That’s pretty nutty!

We got lots of emails on this too. We share the contents of them with you after the jump (because they’re too scandalous to put on the main page).

MORE »

From our friends at Page Six: MORE »

Guessing Game time. The Hill presents us with a former dominatrix turned porn industry lobbyist. She’s in town fighting the good fight for smut. But who’s she lobbying? MORE »

This was the passage: MORE »

Which of this week’s totally shocking surprising Earth-shattering unexpected new reveals did you like more: the memos that showed Bush was set on war in January ‘03 (WHAT?!?) or this here that shows everyone knew the aluminum tubes were bullshit long before they used them in the SOTU and pinned a rationale on ‘em (NO WAY!)? MORE »

According to Time, Congress has its own psychiatrist. Now before you leap to punchlines, note that someone’s beaten you to it: MORE »