Friday, January 11th, 2008
I THOUGHT HE WAS BI: An unnamed Clinton adviser tells The Guardian that, “If you have a social need, you’re with Hillary. If you want Obama to be your imaginary hip black friend and you’re young and you have no social needs, then he’s cool.” RACIST RACIST CALL THE RACIST POLICE, CLINTON EATS BLACK SKULLS. [Guardian]
I THOUGHT HE WAS BI: An unnamed Clinton adviser tells The Guardian that, “If you have a social need, you’re with Hillary. If you want Obama to be your imaginary hip black friend and you’re young and you have no social needs, then he’s cool.” RACIST RACIST CALL THE RACIST POLICE, CLINTON EATS BLACK SKULLS. [Guardian]
Hey, did you guys know there’s an election day in like, a week or two or something? No, Iowa has not been moved up again. It’s the 2007 elections, stupid! And even if you’ve forgotten them, Osama and his bug-eyed wallaby friends sure haven’t. Pennsylvania electoral officials are the only decent patriots to recognize this imminent, dare we say CODE RED, threat and are taking the only appropriate precaution: Not publicizing the locations of polls. Because of terrorism. Good luck sabotaging the Philadelphia mayoral election now, Islamo-Suckshits. 