Tag: grover norquist

You don't bring me flowers...you don't sing me love songs...

Dinesh D’Souza’s Favorite Candidate Takes On Amy Schumer’s Cousin: Your Senate Sunday

Let's all try to get excited about Chuck Schumer! Or at least laugh at Dinesh D'Souza one more time.
He loves America so much, and this is the thanks he gets?

Glenn Beck Fails To Drown Total Muslim Grover Norquist In Bathtub

Talk show has-been Glenn Beck has failed to kick tax-cut guru Grover Norquist out of the National Rifle Association for being a Muslim Brotherhood spy. It's like nobody wants to have a good paranoid purge anymore.

Fox News Invades PBS Debate, Begs Democrats To Drown Big Government In Bathtub

In between desperately begging for money and plugging its report on the ancient art of Albanian Weevil Calligraphy, PBS took some time out of its busy debate schedule Thursday night to ask both candidates the question Democratic primary voters surely care about...
Why are you doing class warfare on Bill O'Reilly?

Bill O’Reilly Knows Who Has It Rough In This Country, And It Is The Rich

Oh look, Bill O'Reilly is protecting the rich again! You will be very surprised to learn that in a Monday segment that was ostensibly about "income inequality in America," O'Reilly explained that the real inequality in America is all...
Douche fight! Douche fight!

NRA Will Drown Grover Norquist’s Islamic Terrorism In A Bathtub

Better take cover, kids, because there's a big ol' Battle of the Rightwing True Believers a-brewin', and there's no telling where the stray rounds will hit. Seems that Grover Norquist is getting a little Politics of Personal Destruction thrown...
Don't mind me, I'm just being a complete asshole.

Read Sam Brownback’s Lips: Whoops, We Raised Kansas’s Taxes

The last redoubt of conservative economists has always been the complaint that their radical, free-market ideas have never been tried before. If conservative ideas have never been put to the test, the argument goes, then how can you say...
Wow such current meme. Still more up to date than Norquist

Now Grover Norquist Wants To Drown Republicans In The Bathtub

There is an old saying: if you laid all the economists in the world end to end, Grover Norquist would still be wrong about everything. Still, you have to give him a lot of credit (No you don't). In spite...
You just knew this would come out

Victoria Jackson Will Root Out The Muslim Menace (Grover Norquist)

American Hero and unsuccessful county supervisor candidate Victoria Jackson is very concerned about the Muslim Threat in America, of course, and is especially sad to see that even supposed conservatives like Grover Norquist are secretly helping to help Sharia...

Other ‘Pro-Family’ Songs For Grover Norquist Besides The One About Shooting Your Wife

Reading Is For Snobs had a nice catch today with the Grover Norquist tweet you see above (above). Asked for his favorite Jimi Hendrix song, the anti-tax "small government" guru chose "Hey Joe" because it is pro-Second-Amendment and pro-family!...

Grover Norquist & Company Go Full Mean Girl On Ted Cruz

Poor Grover Norquist. He was so famous once! He was the guy who got nearly every Republican congressthing to sign a "no tax hikes ever" pledge, which turned out to actually mean "no tax hikes on rich people," remember...

Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst Finds Campaign Issue, Calls For Obama Impeachment

At a Tea Party meeting Monday night at a Lutheran church in Fort Worth, Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst, who is running for re-election, called for the impeachment of President Barack Obama. This is now apparently something that lieutenant...

Comedian-On-Journalist Violence Is Real And Spectacular

So apparently there is some Dante's Inferno Ninth Circle hellscape called the "Funniest Celebrity" contest where "celebrities" (oh god is that term used loosely) make with the funny and give the money to charity. The most recent of these...

Dana Loesch Speaks, Remarkably Does Not Shatter All Glass In Thousand-Mile Radius

Sometime back in the early 1990s, CNN left its standards at one of Ted Turner’s sheep ranches and has never bothered to so much as send out a couple of interns to bring them back. We can think of...

Horrible Woman Too Horrible To Attend Conference Of Horrible People

If you’ve noticed the acrid smell of gelled hair burning today, that’s the scent of the conservative world en fuego. The battle for the hearts and minds of the worst Americans is on, and it pits the terrible against...

Grover Norquist Drunk-Tweeting His Own Demise

Irrelevant short-bearded sadbear Grover Norquist is floundering in the surf. He is at an existential crossroads, with his life-defining tax pledge seeming to lose grip on legislators who are deciding in ever-growing numbers to abandon irresponsible platitudes in favor...

Senator Mike Lee Will Protect Poors By Protecting The Rich

Have you heard of Senator Mike Lee? Neither have we, all of these rich white guys look alike to us because we are reverse racist/sexists. Anyway, he has made it his business to stand out among the sea of...