Tag Archives: Ground Zero mosque

  not the cantaloupe guy actually

New York’s Peter King Yells ‘First!’ In GOP 2016 Comment Thread

Grumpy owl and New York congressman Peter King (R-IRA) announced this weekend that, having protected America from the Ground Zero Mosque and scary Muslims taking over America, he will now take his bigotry on the road and run for President of the United States. As the first GOP candidate to announce, he wins a special prize, which is for everyone to ask “Is he the IRA guy or the guy with calves the size of cantaloupes?” (Answer: Yes.) Read more on New York’s Peter King Yells ‘First!’ In GOP 2016 Comment Thread…
  his middle name is "hussein"

WaPo Hack Jennifer Rubin, Show Us Where Barack Obama Touched You With Islam

If you don’t know Jennifer Rubin, she’s the source of the heavy breathing you hear behind Mitt Romney at every event. She is the small trickle of sweat that runs down your back every time you think about criticizing outsourcing. She is fear and hatred and the realization that you left your phone in a public bathroom. And she has a brand new thing for Handsome Capitalist Mitt Romney to say about Obama in response to the mean, mean ad he didn’t make about Romney killing a woman with Masshole cancer! The next option is to return the fire in kind. This is the president who hired 9/11 truther Van Jones. He’s the one who wanted to force a mosque on the ashes of Ground Zero, despite the revulsion of New Yorkers. Read more on WaPo Hack Jennifer Rubin, Show Us Where Barack Obama Touched You With Islam…
  war is peace is war

Allen West Hopes To Reform Islam With His Constant Insults To Muslims

The military apparently taught Allen West conflict resolution real good, since his latest grasping ploy to end 9/11 amounts to telling Islam (which did 9/11) more loudly that Allen West does not care one bit for 9/11 (which did Islam). Here is Allen West talking at an event he hosted in Florida to promote an anti-ground zero mosque movie 365 news cycles too late: “I think we need to recognize some of the ideological differences that separate us, and if you want to get to a point of having peaceful coexistence, I think it’s where they need to reform some of these things.” Thanks for that, Allen West, “they” will get right on these “things,” whoever “they” are. Is everybody friends yet? Read more on Allen West Hopes To Reform Islam With His Constant Insults To Muslims…
  the kids don't stand a chance

A Children’s Treasury of ‘GZ Mosk’ Activists Against Justin Bieber

Remember when those people opposed to the “Ground Zero Mosk” embarrassed our country over the summer, and then the international news media moved on? They didn’t, apparently, and now they have come to the next front in their epic battle to bring xenophobia to New York City: finding famous people who supported the right of Muslims to have that community center built, and boycotting them. Enemy number 1, according to their Facebook profile image: Justin Bieber. Now, according to Salon, Justin Bieber never actually said anything about the “mosk,” and the source seems to be a story on a fake news site. But that’s not important. What’s important is these people vacillating on Facebook between wanting Bieber dead and deciding to pray for him and Canada, that they too may one day hate Muslims. Read more on A Children’s Treasury of ‘GZ Mosk’ Activists Against Justin Bieber…
  burn yer queeran

Today In 9/11: Inbreeding Muslins, Sharia-ing Supermodels, and Jack El-Kerouaqis

It’s September 11 Eve, everybody! Have you figured out how you’re going to honor tomorrow yet? Maybe you will listen to Lee Greenwood and meditate on where you were when 9/11 was born, in a manger (your Lauri was in Austin, eating breakfast tacos). Will you burn a votive candle? Just make sure it’s not one of those Mexi-candles with Mary on it. Oh, perhaps you should get a “Never Forget” tattoo, with this “Is-swastika-lam” design. And of course, make sure to Burn Yer Queeran…Speaking of which! Read more on Today In 9/11: Inbreeding Muslins, Sharia-ing Supermodels, and Jack El-Kerouaqis…
  burn yer queeran

‘On It Like a Muslin In a Mosque Woop’

With anti-muslin hatred spreading like thunderous bedbugs across our great nation, Burn Yer Queeran could become a daily feature! Indeed, accessorizing one’s criminal record with a hate-crime conviction is shaping to be the hottest fall fashion trend in America. This is what happens when a great nation and its people can no longer afford to purchase cute jewelry. Good thing hate-pigs are so cheap these days. Read more on ‘On It Like a Muslin In a Mosque Woop’…
  Things that suck

Watch This YouTube Video Before Jihadi Psychopaths Murder You

Andrew Klavan is a crime novel writer and contributing filmmaker on Pajamas Media’s PJTV Internet teevee station, which, when we just clicked onto it in order to gift you with its URL, offered this top story: “The Star Hustler: An Eclectic Genius Who Believed We Are Each Unique.” Whoah, trippy, man — gimme a motorcycle and some Zen rage and let’s blast “Born to Be Wide” and head on down the highway to the next Tea Party rally-adventure. Anyway! We were talking about Mr. Klavan. He has a new movie out, called “Does Islam Suck?,” in which he answers his own question. Read more on Watch This YouTube Video Before Jihadi Psychopaths Murder You…
  multi-media matters

Glenn Beck Never ‘Endorsed’ the Ground Zero Imam, No Matter What George Soros Tells You

The video historians at Media Matters for America got the attention of radical patriot Glenn Beck for spreading around a movie showing him shooting the shizz with Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf — the doom-force behind Manhattan’s proposed Cordoba House not-mosque — and teevee lady Diane Sawyer about why it’s annoying how Islamic radicals get so danged worked up every time some cartoonist draws Muhammad doing a funny thing. In the video, recorded in 2006, Beck seems to agree with Rauf that not all Muslims are radical killer-Muslims, and even appears to gesture toward the imam as he talks about Good Muslims. But now that Beck is earning money by ranting about Rauf and his “ties,” he is like, “I never endorsed that guy, so quit making things up.” But is Beck making things up, by saying people are making things up? Read more on Glenn Beck Never ‘Endorsed’ the Ground Zero Imam, No Matter What George Soros Tells You…
  thanksgiving's gonna be awkward

Burlington Mosque Factory Tearing American Families (Like the Pauls) Apart

Remember when the Muslim Jesus said that he “came to set a man against his father”? Well, this prophecy is coming true, right now, in America! Ron and Rand Paul used to be super close and even made plans to do the Father-Son Congressional sack race together at the company picnic next year. But now the relationship that had been the axis around which all of American politics rotated is in tatters, all because some elitist New York Muslims want to “rub chlorine in the wound” at their fancy prayer-pool directly on top of Ground Zero, and Ron Paul refuses to condemn this. Read more on Burlington Mosque Factory Tearing American Families (Like the Pauls) Apart…
  heretics

Coptic Christians Look Too Muslim To Anti-Mosque Morons

Do you know what this idiotic anti-Cordoba House crusade has done? It has poisoned the atmosphere at Ground Zero, one of America’s most important places. Ground Zero is a giant open pit in the ground that has remained a sad hole surrounded by ugly temporary fencing for nearly a decade because of 21st century America’s complete and utter inability to build or do anything at all complicated, which is why we all live in the crumbling ruins of the earlier civilization that spawned us. Normally the streetscape around this sacred construction site is hallowed by street vendors selling tacky Twin Towers trinkets and tourists with fanny packs, who only got there after asking a dozen New Yorkers “where 9/11 is,” grinning like idiots for pictures. But now this sacred space has been invaded by people protesting the renovation of a Burlington Coat Factory two blocks away. Are these people spectacularly dumb? Find out after the jump! (SPOILER ALERT: They are.) Read more on Coptic Christians Look Too Muslim To Anti-Mosque Morons…
  wonkette world o' books

National Review’s Andrew McCarthy Has a Sweet Jihad For You

When William F. Buckley founded National Review in 1955, did he know it would one day morph into a low-lit bathroom where plump “conservative” writers emote like teenagers filming “THIS IS HOW I FEEL, WORLD” YouTube diaries? Originally envisioned as a place where you could read defenses of Joseph McCarthy and Francisco Franco while sipping a sparkling Negroni, National Review today is mostly shallow wingnuts weeping into their Haagen-Dazs about mean liberals, evil Muslims, and “the ruling class” (what would WFB think?!). Standards have slipped so much that it now employs Andrew McCarthy, possibly of Weekend at Bernie’s fame, as their Muslim Terrorism expert. Andrew has just published a hefty tome titled The Grand Jihad: How Islam and the Left Sabotage America. What’s next, Corner kids? Gay Islam: Why It Will Eat You by Emilio Estevez? Read more on National Review’s Andrew McCarthy Has a Sweet Jihad For You…
  burn yer queeran

Akbars, Innuendos, and Mosque-Stoppin’ Good Times

Welcome to this week’s edition of Burn Yer Queeran, where we round up the headlines about America’s ongoing and deserved war against those pesky Allah fanboys and fangirls. To enhance your reading experience, print out and hold onto a copy of this photo of a Christ Palin shrine sent in by anonymous tipster “Paula Abdulaziz,” put on your earphones, and tune in to 9-11 FM. OK, here we go! Read more on Akbars, Innuendos, and Mosque-Stoppin’ Good Times…