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Pervert Herman Cain Has Sexy Job Creation Plan For Ladies (VIDEO)
video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player So much for all those helpfully vague harassment accusations leveled against serial sex creep sociopath Herman Cain! Here is the disturbingly graphic money quote from Sharon Bialek, a former National Restaurant Association employee who alleges she went to Cain in 1997 for help getting a new job: “He suddenly reached [...]
Rick Perry Is Now God and Mark Halperin Is His Moses
Unlikable jabbering punditurd Mark Halperin got a very important interview with soon-to-be presidential candidate and wingnut imbecile heartthrob Rick Perry. Mark Halperin named this mammoth journalistic achievement, “He Speaks,” which is also Jesus-talk for “God said something important.” Interesting information! Does Mark Halperin have something to “reveal?” Is Rick Perry God? Does He maybe have [...]
Furry Sex Creep Oregon Democrat Is Your New Anthony Weiner
Who wants to hear about boring old “debt ceiling” issues such as old people being pushed into landfills because of no more money? What America needs is a Way To Laugh Again, and it got that bouquet of clown farts Sunday night as Madame Ex-Speaker Nancy Pelosi called for an official inquisition against Oregon’s best-loved [...]
Gross WaPo Headline Announces Rick Perry Has ‘Huge Opening’
Thank you, Washington Post, our crappy lunch tasted better on the way back up. The killjoys in editorial have already changed this headline to read “Rick Perry has ‘huge’ opening as many in the GOP establishment remain uncommitted,” which does not matter because we now have our screen capture for the rest of eternity and [...]
CNN Fires Eliot Spitzer For Boring Everyone To Death
Eliot Spitzer is unemployed again, because ratings on his terrible CNN solo talk show “In the Arena” have repeatedly indicated that America is not interested in watching Spitzer sex himself on teevee. What about if Eliot Spitzer pays America to watch? Would she do it then? No, gross, just please go away. We have never [...]
Anthony Weiner Is 100% Crazy … Crazy For Twitter Gals, We Mean!
Have you heard the hot news about Anthony Weiner and the never-ending dick joke that is now the entire life of this once-promising congressman — or should we say dongressman? — and how he will go to “rehab” to stop loving the young womens on Twitter? Yes, the liberal pinup Democrat who loved to go [...]
Weiner’s Weiner All Over Internet, While Weiner’s Wife Is Pregnant
Romney Wants Teen Girls To Know He Loves Those Mormon Vampire Books
When will middle-aged GOP Christian white working-class people embrace the billionaire Mormon elitist Mitt Romney? When teen-aged girls realize Mitt is “just like them,” and not until! That’s why Mittens went on the Today Show to let any teens who already dropped out of high school know that he loves “silly stuff” like the sexy [...]
Rich GOP Entertainer Urges Seniors To Accept Destruction of Medicare
About 55 years ago, American kids who weren’t allowed to buy “race records” by the likes of Chuck Berry or Fats Domino were helpfully directed by white shopkeepers to safe, white versions of the popular songs by a very white pop singer named Pat Boone. He wasn’t some colored hoodlum with the greasy hair and [...]
Arnold Aide Says Governator Always Brought Lusty Ladies To Hotel
Arnold Schwarzenegger didn’t just bang his housekeepers all the time, while he was married to a woman apparently living in the same house. Arnold also had “CHP Dignitary Protection Services” officers deliver hot young club girls to the Hyatt in Sacramento where he lived while governatin’ and fornicatin’. This, according to political journals including the [...]
Massage Teen Says She Wasn’t ‘Lent Out’ To Bill Clinton, After All
Is Bill Clinton still America’s creepiest old horndog? Maybe not! Some gal who was a 17-year-old masseuse/sex slave for Democratic bigshot Jeffrey Epstein says she was not “lent out” to Bill Clinton. So that’s something! Then again, she’s a trim little surfer gal with blonde hair, and that isn’t really Bill Clinton’s type. Gawker website [...]
National Enquirer Says Todd Palin Bangs Hookers
America’s favorite newspaper, the National Enquirer, has another gross scoop about political celebrities boning people they aren’t married to — this time it’s “first dude” Todd Palin, who is accused of repeatedly banging a hooker who was then arrested for being a prostitute. How will Sarah Palin turn this to her advantage? Easy: Everything is [...]
What Did Gawker Leave Out of Their Christine O’Donnell Pubic-Hair Story?
As we all know, some bro’s account of what Christine O’Donnell’s pubic hair looks like shows she is hypocritical on the most important political issues, and that is why Gawker, according to them, posted that gross account of her naked body on the Internet, for which they paid thousands of dollars. (Haha, you have already [...]
Christine O’Donnell ‘Supporters’ Conflicted About Touching Themselves
Uh, you should probably visit this Christine O’Donnell web forum and explain (confess) how Ms. O’Donnell arouses you in the most sexual way possible. Bonus points to the first person who uses the term “jerkin the gherkin.” Special thanks to Wonkette operative “Gretchen” for the Christine meat-beating tip.
HE DOESN’T WANT TO HAVE SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE … IF ONLY HE HADN’T PERSONALLY BANNED SAME-SEX MARRIAGE EVERYWHERE: Bush 2004 re-election architect and newly out gay person Ken Mehlman, aged 43, is a virgin! So Marc Ambinder says in a comment on his Atlantic blog. Ambinder is holding some kind of Q&A session about [...]
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