Tag: gross

This $100,000 Chicken Coop Will Win You A ‘First Place’ Against ‘The Wall’ When ‘The Revolution’ ‘Comes’

It's that time of year again! Time for the Neiman Marcus Fantasy Christmas Book of Charming Gifts for the guy at Papa Johns! Can you stand the excitement? Neither can we! But while there are plenty of stupid ways...

What ‘Porn Star’ Sex Acts Did Extremely Normal Allen West Demand Of His Lady Wife?

Never let it be said that Your Wonkette is anything but sex-positive and pro-freaky-deakiness. But when it's Allen West and he's writing to his wife from Iraq right around the time he is having people beaten and then shooting...

Host for Romney’s ‘Half Of America Can Get Bent’ Speech Is Big Fan Of Sexxytime Pool Parties

So it turns out that Mother Jones reporter David Corn has now identified the location and date of that fundraiser where Willard Mittensbjørn Rømney proclaimed that he has no use for 47% of the American people because they are...

Video: Mitt Romney Really, Really (Really) Does Not Care For You People

It starts out fairly anodyne -- Ol' Miffed Romney talking to his base. (Not "the" base of uncouth teatards, his base of Lehmann Bros. execs or the like.) But very soon, he becomes ... what is the word? Unhinged?...

John Boehner Caught In Bald-Faced Lie About Very Important Issue: Socks

It's a good thing there aren't lots and lots of important things going on, in this, our world, or this very compelling piece of news might have escaped the cycle! John Boehner made sport of poor Luke Russert, world's...

Sexual Politics: How Not To Be A Male Stripper

There is a movie out, people say it is very good, it has Channing Tatum in it and whatnot, maybe we will see it, that's cool. That is not really "political," we guess, but there is nothing on the...

John Edwards And Rielle Hunter Broke Up Last Week, Or Possibly In 2008

You guys, extra-sad news! John Edwards and Rielle Hunter, who as far as we knew six days ago were America's number one committed couple, are now totally broken up. Well, they're still a family, because when you...

Ew Gross What No (John Edwards)

Thanks ABC, for this delightful WIN on the only possible thing that might matter in the GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL John Edwards trial for venality, indecency, and grossness. Since the alternate were identified last Thursday, it has been...

Edwards Wanted To Be Supreme Court Justice, Was Insulted By Rich Dowager

You know what the difference is between America's elite, the 1 percenters and the fast-rising politicians, and slobs like you? Planning. Like, you, for instance, have no plans for the day, and are trying to relieve the...

Today In Hitler: Hitler Loved Cocaine And Bull Semen And Farting Everywhere

Here is your weekly Thursday Fun Post About Hitler! What has Hitler done now? Well, according to Science, Hitler "craved cocaine and cars," injected himself with young bull semen so he could have mad coked-out bull sex with Eva...

You Want a Job, Don’t You? Super-Hot Orange County Republican Basically Sexed Up Whole Office

Current Republican Santa Ana City Councilman and recently resigned in disgrace Orange County executive manager for public works Carlos Bustamante is in so much trouble, you guys! After he made pretty much the whole office do sex on him...

Nixon Library Exhibits Disgraced Dead President’s Mushy Love Tripe To His Bride

Hey fellas! Are you trying to get that special lady to let you and only you into her moistened drawers, but the only instruction you've got so far is from "Mystery" telling you to "neg" her (insult her to...

Sketchy ‘Activist’ Trying To Sex You Is Just an Undercover Cop, Probably

Do you like to protest against the 1% and also rage against the machine and also find sex partners at the various activist actions? WATCH OUT, and not just for the usual reasons of venereal disease and having some...

Rick Perry’s Rumored Adventures In Gay Sex, Now in Book Form!

Biblehumper bozo barbie Rick Perry has been annoying everyone lately with his truly awful attempts to prove to the Jesus People contingent that he deserves to rule the country for his Tex-ass tuff talk on gays in the military,...

Pervert Herman Cain Has Sexy Job Creation Plan For Ladies (VIDEO)

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player So much for all those helpfully vague harassment accusations leveled against serial sex creep sociopath Herman Cain! Here is the disturbingly graphic money quote from Sharon Bialek, a former National Restaurant Association employee who alleges...

Rick Perry Is Now God and Mark Halperin Is His Moses

Unlikable jabbering punditurd Mark Halperin got a very important interview with soon-to-be presidential candidate and wingnut imbecile heartthrob Rick Perry. Mark Halperin named this mammoth journalistic achievement, "He Speaks," which is also Jesus-talk for "God said something important." Interesting...