Tag: gross

It’s Sexy Trump Anime Furry Cosplay Time! Awwww Yeahhhh!

It's no secret that Trump's not a fan of the sexy anime mango ladies. Yer Wonkette's talked about this before, and Trump has even said so on the Twitter-machine! But honestly, when was the last time anything Trump said wasn't...
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Louisiana Prosecutor Helped Lady Defendants Out Of Criminal Charges, Clothes

Hey, if you're sick of stories about cops behaving badly and getting away with it, how about a change of pace? From Louisiana, we have this nauseating story of a district attorney behaving very badly and getting away with...
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Your Wonkette Facebook Comment Of The Week Is Short, Sweet, Vulgar. Like US!

And now, in case there were any question that it's a slow news week, our Facebook Comment of the Week, on our story about those Bigot Aryan Twins who are sick and tired of the Gay Agenda constantly having...

Did Ted Cruz Eated A Booger During Republican Debate?

While the most important policy issue of Thursday's Republican debate was indisputably Donald Trump's declaration that the State of His Penis was adequate, we would be remiss if we ignored the question of what issued from Ted Cruz's nose,...

The Tragedy Of Jeb Bush: A Play In Three Acts, Starring Barbara And Trump

As Chekhov famously said, if you hang Donald Trump on the wall in Act One, he will shoot you in the face in Act Three. Does no one remember the classics? Act the First: Jeb Bush's Mama Sort Of Comes...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: What’s The Deal With The Breast Milk, Huh?

Welcome back, friends, and a Chappy Chanukkah to our friends of the Abrahamic persuasion! It's time once again for the Snake Oil Bulletin, a weekly mashup of the creepiest, crawliest, most lurid tales of depravity and sin this side...

Some Newspaper: Jerry Hall And Rupert Murdoch Totally Doing It. Sorry About Your Breakfast

The Telegraph news-paper of Jollye Olde Englande has some items of interest to pique your gag reflex: According to "reports" and "some people" and "other citations that oddly do not exist," sexy ladies man Rupert Murdoch is totally sticking...

For Real I Would Bang John Boehner: A Sexxxifesto

I come not to bury John Boehner, but to talk about the dirty, nasty things I would do to his drunken old cry-body that you know smells like geologic layers of nicotine sweating some really nice wine. "Gross," you...

Jimmy Carter Caught Lusting For His Wife On Base-Ball Kiss Time Camera

Remember that time Al Gore mouth-raped his poor wife and gave her a tonsillectomy, with his big ol' tongue, on national television? That was gross! But here is the opposite of that, with Gentleman Jimmeh, your 39th president, Mr....

Florida Congresscritter Will Now Be Famous For Eating Ear Crud On C-Span

If, like Yr Wonkette, you aren't from Florida, chances are pretty good that the name and title "Congressman Joe Garcia (D-Florida)" do not instantly make anything spring to mind. We had to go to the Source of All Internet...

Gross New York (Alleged) (Just Kidding) Sexual Harrasser Dennis Gabryszak Made a Gross Video, Ick

Just to prove that a gross story about a nasty human being can ALWAYS get grosser and nastier, we have this update to the story of former New York State Assemblyman Dennis Gabryszak, who resigned last weekend after multiple...

Lamar Alexander’s Aide And The Lighter Side of Child Porn Allegations

Oh, damn, Wonkers, you know what the adorable kittens mean, don't you? The adorable kittens mean we have a story about something terrible and we're going to try to buffer it with something sweet and cute. Does that work,...

Elizabeth Hasselbeck So Mad About All These Gross Lazy Poor People With Their Fancy ‘Television’ And ‘Cell Phones’ And ‘Food’

Elizabeth Hasselbeck is doing a pretty great job as Fox & Friends' new Gretchen. Like, first, she totally has blond hair. Second, she is also possessed of a vag. Third, she can completely say idiotic things about whatever Fox...

Poor Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Just Could Not Stop All Those Women From Sexing Him

No, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. does not want to have sex with you, lady. He told you, he is not interested in putting his thingie in your hoo-ha, and then withdrawing it and then pushing it forward again, several...

San Diego Mayor Total Sex Creep, Yet Not a Republican, What Up With That?

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner is being pressured to resign after a number of former supporters have come forward with accusations that the first-term Democrat had sexually harassed them. While the mayor has released a video in which...

Cool Bro Ranks All The Ugliest Feminists, As If That Is Not Redundant (NSFW)

Roosh is a cool dude. He is a pickup artist Mens' Rights Activist who will take a break from boning all the world's hottest women to teach you how to rape Ukrainian girls or something. But Roosh is sad...