HA HA HA, here is WALNUTS! making some probably poor & homeless mother’s annual trip to the grocery store a catastrophic failure. He waddles towards the applesauce and gets her a brand that she doesn’t even want. And then he makes all the applesauce in every grocery store on earth crash onto the floor. MORE »

Presidential candidates are all required to be neo-fascist terror-porn fearmongers, but woe to the loser who can’t accurately pretend to do lots of grocery shopping. Rudy Giuliani was stumped by some reporter in Alabama with a question about the price of milk and bread. MORE »