Tag: grifter

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Trump Already Shaking Down Foreign Diplomats For Access, Via His Stupid Hotel. Winning!

Nothing to see here, just the president-elect shaking down foreign diplomats for access. FUN! :D
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Oh Look, Not-Joe The Not-Plumber Hasn’t Vanished Up His Own A**hole Yet

Remember that "Joe" the "Plumber" guy who was briefly a rightwing hero because, like Chauncey Gardiner, he was a simple man who spoke simple truths (Obama's a SOCIALIST and TAXES WILL CRUSH MY DREAMS)? Turns out that once you...
Wait, you're saying she was still on Fox? Huh.

Sarah Palin Loses Fox News ‘Job’ Again, Guess She’ll Have To Find New ‘Job’

Toll the bells, America, for an era, it endeth: Fox News will not renew Sarah Palin's contract. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Never again will Fox viewers ever see their Beloved on the telescreen, except for whenever she...
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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin So Mad Barack Obama Loves ISIS More Than Jesus

The Sarah Palin Channel continues to stick with its two-videos-per-week production schedule. Once again, both videos feature Palin in front of the same backdrop, saying things at the camera that are either dumb or lies or both. This week's...

In Bout Of Not-Affirmative Action, GOP To Promote Party’s Lone Remaining Black Representative

Rep. Tim Scott (R-SC), who is the Other Black House Republican Besides Allen West, is your newest Senator from South Carolina, after Jim Demint left to grift money at the Heritage Foundation!  YAY!!! Many people think that Tim Scott is somehow...

Sarah Palin Worried About Oil Money Conflict of Interest In Her Divorce

Way back in 2007, when Wonkette was literally the only national media actually covering Sarah Palin and her ridiculous role as John McCain's vice-presidential candidate was still just a stain in Bill Kristol's underroos, the Wasilla grifter was already...

Sarah Palin Movie … Nominated For An Oscar? (OH WAIT NOT REALLY)

Can the Wasilla Grifter possibly get another five minutes added to her expired fifteen minutes of infamy? Well, yes, of course. Besides, her fifteen minutes actually turned out to be three-and-a-half years, which is pretty substantial for an aging...

Sarah Palin Reduced To Hosting Dinners At Disneyworld

Damaged-goods dingbat Sarah Palin is so unpopular and forgotten these days that only Florida's state GOP wants her around, at a trade-show rubber-chicken dinner, at Disneyworld. Palin has apparently accepted an offer to jabber for a few minutes in...

Fox News: Americans Overwhelmingly Want Sarah Palin To Disappear

A new Fox News poll says 71% of Republicans don't want quitter-grifter Sarah Palin in the 2012 race. But why? Isn't she still fun? No? Apparently not. She is a worn-out old circus hag, and even teabaggers have noticed...

Basket Case Quitter Sarah Palin Cancels Her Own Tea Party Headliner

What has Sarah Palin quit today? Her own headline act at Iowa's big Tea Party circus this Saturday. And how is this different than everything else this mentally unstable con-artist has quit since losing her one and only national...

Sarah Palin Movie Suffers Like Its Protagonist From a Case of the Quits

In spite of record heat waves and the rising cost of air conditioning bills that make repeated trips to the movie theater perhaps a sensible alternative to heat death, moviegoers across America still found the courage to give Sarah...

Harry Potter Teen Devil Magic Annihilates Sarah Palin Home Movie

Faded reality-teevee grandma Sarah Palin was hoping her remaining fans -- other bitter middle-aged white people who expect to get rich without working -- would flock to the premiere of the new two-hour commercial/home movie about Sarah Palin. But...

Any Random Sarah Palin Email Is Scandalous, As We Prove Here

The Guardian, America's greatest paper that is actually a socialist paper from somewhere in England, has this fun gimmick where you can see an unseen Sarah Palin Secret Email just by clicking a button. It is like Farmville, but...

Sarah Palin’s ‘Rolling Menace’ Bus Tour Makes Everyone Hate Her More

More news about snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin's rented bus stunt wreaking havoc with both the nation's road safety and the GOP chances in 2012? Yes! Here is the first part, courtesy of the important webzine The Politico, which employs...

Palin Supporters Invade Wikipedia With True Story Of Paul Revere

Sarah Palin and her supporters are doing many idiotic things today, so here we are posting about her again. Upon hearing that their illiterate leader revised American history to tailor Paul Revere's ride to reflect her NRA-themed wet dream...

Sarah Palin Also Wrong About Everything Else She Says On Dumb Bus Tour

Her hilarious re-imagining of American History is getting most of the lulz right now, but a guy called "Fact Checker" at the Washington Post has put together a semi-comprehensive list of other major falsehoods the Wasilla Grifter has jabbered...