AN ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL PIECE OF NEWS: Barack Obama will be the first President since Grover Cleveland to miss the annual Gridiron Club Dinner, where the most powerful journalists force their best friend politicians to sing ‘n’ dance for them, in private. It is the worst, most openly corrupt manifestation of the Villager mentality and an embarrassment to the nation. Barack Obama will not attend because his daughters will be on spring break, and he’s choosing to spend a few days with them in Chicago. [Fishbowl DC]
For all you libtards with “Bush Derangement Syndrome” out there who always call our president “Hitler,” we ask you this: Did Hitler dance and sing for the people? No, he was always yelly-yelly at everyone. George W. Bush just wants to sing a gay song with his male-stripper vocalists and dance for the press, and he will not let you haters try to bring him down, you negative nabobs of negativity. He’s got a song in his heart! [YouTube]
