Tag: gretchen carlson

Two of the unique strains of brain syphilis that sit on the "Fox & Friends" couch every morning have finded a real War On...

Hilariously egotistical ass Donald "I'm Donald Trump!" Trump, who thinks he is running for president, has run into a little problem. You see, he...

Time for another roundup of the dumbest of the worst of the unfathomably stupid! We scrape the mishegas off our browser tabs, puree it...

Ladies man Scott Brown thinks women are terrific! He has "a house full of women," so he knows what's really important, and he cooked...

Fox News lady Gretchen Carlson has just about had it with these radical extremist Denver-area high school students and their unruly protests over proposed changes to...

Here's what we love about John Oliver and the writing staff at Last Week Tonight: they have a real knack for taking issues that...

We are SO HYPED for this hot new Christian flick, Persecuted. Look at the high-profile cast: Dean Stockwell! Fox's Gretchen Carlson! Motherfucking Fred Thompson....

The giant drugstore chain CVS announced it will no longer be selling cigarettes, and Barack Obama said a thing, like, "that's nice. Health," or...

Oh no she di'int! But wait! She dih'! Hillary Clinton tweetered out this amusing comment on the Sportsball Extravaganza Sunday, and while most people...

Roger Ailes, that jowly old leftover from the Cantina scene in Star Wars, turns out to be exactly the sort of high-minded gentleman that...

Elizabeth Hasselbeck is doing a pretty great job as Fox & Friends' new Gretchen. Like, first, she totally has blond hair. Second, she is...

On Thursday's Kilmeade and Friends radio program (a thing which apparently exists), former Fox & Friends cohost Gretchen Carlson talked about pants and how...

Hey ladies! Have you met Fox medical expert Dr. David Samadi? He is here to sexplain to us all that Obamacare is VERY STUPID...

Uh-oh, Chongo! The fearsome intellects of Fox & Friends are flirting with getting their mics torn off and stomped by their megalomaniac boss! In...

Bend over, put your head between your knees, and kiss your ass goodbye, because Gretch, Dooce, and the Rapey One are sticking up for...

Why didn't Steve Kroft ask Hillary Clinton about her stupid lie concussion and bleedy brain clot on 60 Minutes last night? OK, so Steve...

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