Tag: great big depression

Recession Makes Americans Kill Pets, Quit Having Kids

Not that you'd notice from the 40 million unemployed "workers" in this country, or the way all the houses in your neighborhood are being abandoned by night, or the miles of empty strip malls on the edge of every...

Depression Continues, Stocks Back To 1997

Yes, sure, a stock index is not an exact reflection of the economy -- the market is usually about six months ahead of what's actually happening, which is why unemployment can take so long to catch up with a...

Hire Me Obi-Wan Obama, You Are My Only Hope

It was only a matter of time before liberal blog The Daily Kos switched from documenting Obama's campaign and election to begging him for jobs. Kos blogger "mjgl" ("liberal" in Klingon) wants the new President to know that "mjgl"...

Plunging Stock Markets Now Officially Terrifying

Did you hear about the stock market? It's now at a 10-year low, again, hooray! And the news just keeps getting worse, every fucking day. And maybe it just continues to get worse, every fucking day, until ... who...

Depression-Era Blingee Discovered

To illustrate some op-ed about Ferdinand Pecora -- the brave New York prosecutor of financial fraudsters who did some congressional hearing at the end of Hoover's presidency -- the New York Times dug up this ancient Blingee. There is...

America Will Become Quaint Haggling Marketplace

Ever go to a quaint marketplace in Mexico or Morocco or maybe some flea market in a sports arena parking lot on Sunday morning and haggle over the myriad gewgaws? That is what shopping in America will be like,...

A Children’s Treasury of Dumb Quotes About Dismal Holiday Sales

Congratulations, the War on Xmas is over. And guess who lost? Christmas! And the economy. Especially the economy. Looks like all the 70%-off sales in the world can't squeeze money out of people with no money and no credit....

Fed Slashes U.S. Interest Rate To Basically Zero

Wasn't the Fed supposed to cut rates in half today, from 1 percent to 0.5 percent? Well, that wasn't good enough, for this failed economy and economic system. So now it's "near zero," which means "zero." Just like Japan...

A Festivus Miracle: No Fannie/Freddie Foreclosures! (Until January 9)

So, uh, the economy doesn't seem to be doing much, uh, better. The S&P 500 is back down to 1997 levels. 1997! Everybody's losing their jobs, if they still have jobs. Some are suggesting it will not even be...

4 Million Obama Nuts To Be Slaughtered in DC

The January 20 four-million Obamatard march, otherwise known as "Inauguration Day," will combine the fun of being stranded outside during an ice storm with the excitement of being killed by the homeless or maybe the Army as Barack Obama...

Happy Official U.S. Recession Day, Losers!

Not that you'd know it from the collapse of real estate, manufacturing, finance, retail and basic employment, but America is now officially in a Recession! In the third quarter of this wretched year of Our Lord -- which doesn't...