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Posts Tagged ‘graphs’

A BOOMER NEVER DIES

Is There Really Any Reason *Not* To Euthanize The Olds?

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

You know that oft-repeated line about how Social Security will be screwed when the Boomers all get old at the same time? Well according to this graph from the CBO, we crossed that threshold into “screwed” territory right around, say, 10:36 this morning. You know what would be a great way to solve this? Taxing rich people, constantly. HA HA, NEVER. [Brad DeLong]


FUNNY CHARTS

Poll Shows Collective ‘Enh’ Among 15% Of Voters

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Survey says: Bring on the juntaHere is a very interesting poll from your Gallup organization, which shows Undecided finally pulling away form Neither/Other in the polls. However, Candidate “Total not Obama or McCain” is beating both their hindquarters — suggesting that Ron Paul really is secretly pulling the levers of Democracy and positioning himself for an eleventh-hour November blowout. [Gallup Daily]


DEMOCRATS

Ohio Voters Poised To Crush Barack Obama’s Hope

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Never underestimate a ClintonSmug Obamatards might think their guy is the president already, but a little somebody called “the state of Ohio” apparently has a different opinion. Hillary Clinton is ahead in three major polls. [Real Clear Politics]


FUNNY PICTURES

We Must Not Hand Over Our Ports to Tucker Carlson

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

terrorjobs.jpgIn today’s pundit-choked job market, a simple glance at the want ads can turn “canceled by CNN” into “attempted shoe-bomber.” That’s the real reason Fox hired Novak, you know — it was too dangerous not to. MORE »


FUNNY PICTURES

Insert “All Our Openings Have Been Filled” Joke Here

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

LOBBYISTS

What Hath Abramoff Wrought?

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

lobbyistjobs.jpgClearly, the bubble has burst. Time to get back to old-fashioned bribery, then. We’ll get the suitcases full of cash. MORE »