Wonkette

* The waiting is over, Mitt Romney is now officially “Satan.” [Wizbang Politics]
* Gay inmates in California are hoping the ACLU can get them conjugal visit rights, uh, lickity split. [SFGate]
* Getting a picture with the president is cheaper than ever, but still worthless. [Newsweek]
* Army’s elite “graffiti corps” created for the express purpose of sending Neck Face and Borf to Iraq. [Passport]
* New Republic editors are porn stars on the weekend. [TNR]
* OH NOEZ, this is Intern Nick’s last day! Tell him good-bye in the comments, and NEVEH FOGET! [NM.com]

* “Those white kids really know how to stick it to the man, the man’s wall, and the day laborer who repaints it. Stenciling a mailbox with cryptic messages that people ultimately ignore? Cue the bongo drums and finger snaps. DEEP.” [why.i.hate.dc]
* Servathon 2007 this weekend. [Read Express]
* R. Kelly is writing a song for Virginia Tech victims. “Can someone please arrest R. Kelly?” [Native Son]
* “Sometimes I think I’m that dude in the Bible…You know, Job, that keeps getting tested by God. Only I get tested by public transportation and the postal service.” [World Domination is Inevitable]
* “2400 Block of 16th St. NW will be closed for 6-8 hours avoid 16th St. NW if possible, please use routes.” [Blah, Blah Black Sheep]

A brave stewardess has been trying to expose a terrible terrorist jet-toilet conspiracy, but airline pilots, TSA air marshals and federal law enforcement agents just laugh at her crusade.

It all started when she was tidying up the bathroom in the coach section of a 757 flying across the country in February 2005 — and if you believe a stewardess would actually clean up the filthy coach lavatory en route, you’ll likely believe the rest of this weirdo story. All is revealed, after the jump.

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