Tag Archives: graffiti

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American Genius Writes Real Good Vandalism Against Brown Babies

Some patriot got wind that an empty Army Reserve warehouse in Westminster, Maryland, might be used to temporarily house children from the Texas border, and so they did their best to save America. From children. Because obviously, Barack Obama is flooding the country with unaccompanied children so they can all vote Democratic. This is just logic, people. Read more on American Genius Writes Real Good Vandalism Against Brown Babies…
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Other North Dakota Nazis Won’t Play Reindeer Games With Nazi-Town-Guy Craig Cobb Now That He Is Black

So here’s the latest twist in the saga of Craig Cobb, the Nazi Übermensch who’s trying to turn Leith, North Dakota, into an Aryan paradise: Turns out that Cobb had a very good reason to go out patrolling the town while brandishing a gun, because the poor man’s home was the target of a vicious act of racist vandalism, according to a North Dakota prosecutor. After a DNA test showed that Cobb had a little bit of black ancestry, someone, probably a fellow white supremacist, spray-painted “BACK IN BLACK” on Cobb’s run-down house, which is what prompted Cobb to go out and scare his neighbors with guns and get himself arrested. As good liberals, we should probably be more sympathetic to Cobb now that he’s a downtrodden black guy targeted by racists, because The Man is always trying to keep him down, and we definitely will. Just as soon as we stop giggling. Read more on Other North Dakota Nazis Won’t Play Reindeer Games With Nazi-Town-Guy Craig Cobb Now That He Is Black…
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Morning Nice-Time: San Diego Chalk Vandal To Go Free, Just Like Bank Execs!

Who says there’s no justice? You might recall the case of Jeff Olson, yes? He’s the San Diego guy who wrote unkind things about Bank Of America, in chalk, on a sidewalk in front of Bank of America, and then, after an executive from Bank of America pressured a city attorney who took campaign contributions from Bank of America, was arrested and slapped with enough charges against the public good (and Bank of America) to send him to jail for far longer than it takes a Bank of America customer to get a loan modification. Also, just for laughs, Judge Howard Shore (but not his all-nurse band) decided Olson’s defense attorney could not mention the First Amendment because “The State’s Vandalism Statute does not mention First Amendment rights.” And yet somehow, Jeff Olson was acquitted on all counts Monday afternoon — he is just lucky this guy wasn’t on the jury — so here is your Nice Time! Read more on Morning Nice-Time: San Diego Chalk Vandal To Go Free, Just Like Bank Execs!…
 

Detroit’s Abandoned Packard Plant Was Never A Concentration Camp, You Guys

Detroit’s decrepit Packard Plant is famous for many things. Auto workers used to make Packards there, hence the name. They stopped doing that in 1958. Then it became this stupid metaphorical abstraction used by parachute journalists to describe all of Detroit’s suffering and problems. Banksy once (allegedly) painted a mural there and it really made everyone think! The Packard also served as the setting for a superhero-themed gay porno. Because, why not? Recently, the Packard Plant became home to some guerrilla art that is, ummm, controversial. Yeah, let’s go with that. “Arbeit macht frei” (work makes you free) — three of the most profane and chilling words ever written — has been posted on the overpass of the mostly abandoned Packard Plant on the city’s east side. The phrase is a shocking and mocking reference to the infamous words posted over the entrance ways to a number of Nazi concentration camps during World War II, including Auschwitz, the horrific camp set up in Poland. How many ways is this stupid? Let’s count. Read more on Detroit’s Abandoned Packard Plant Was Never A Concentration Camp, You Guys…
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College Newspaper Editorial Simply Does Not Care For Your Unseemly Obama Graffiti Of Chalk

Verily, Iowa State ruffians, you may think your vulgar chalk drawings on the pavements of Iowa State entreating and commanding your fellow knowledge seekers in the life of the mind to vote for one Barack Obama are a call to action for ‘civic duty,’ but ur totes bumming out your college newspaper editorial board, man! The clouds that bore down on Iowa State on Wednesday have a silver lining. Although many of us may very well have murmured to ourselves, “Rain rain go away / Come again another day,” the drops of water that fell from the sky in an on-again, off-again kind of way have one great virtue. They had the effect of erasing some of the chalk that directed — nay, commanded — us to vote for President Barack Obama, and to do so by taking advantage of the early voting at the Memorial Union. Those phrases, you may have noticed, were everywhere. And it was an egregious abuse of the privilege students have to decorate our sidewalks with public service announcements about upcoming events and support the clubs in which they hold membership. There is more to student life than the Obama campaign, yet the Obama for America crew has almost monopolized the sidewalks. NAY, not MONOPOLIZING THE SIDEWALKS! We shake our fists to the heavens! How, G_d, how could you have let this injustice stand, with the scalawags, abusing the privilege of chalk! But do, by all means, fine fellow or fellowette, please, please, do go on and on and on! Read more on College Newspaper Editorial Simply Does Not Care For Your Unseemly Obama Graffiti Of Chalk…
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Swastikas: Not Just For Jews Anymore!

The Jewish Protection League just put out a communiqué announcing that the swastika is no longer a Jew-specific symbol of hate, so everybody can just chill the hell out about the swastikas everywhere, because the chances are good that the swastika in question is not even about you, if you are Jewish. But it might be about you if you are literally anything else, including Mexican or gay or Turkish or 16th Century English settlers in America or black people or cops or the Chinese or, in Russia, anybody but very white Slavic Russians. It is also commonly used as a symbol of hate against the turtle, itself a symbol of hate (in nature). Who knew that the Internet habit of calling everybody else “Hitler” would somehow spread to illiterate neck-tattooed fucktards who somehow managed to get a can of spray paint or at least a Sharpie ™? Is this because everybody’s got the iPhones now? Read more on Swastikas: Not Just For Jews Anymore!…
 

Forked Tongues

* The waiting is over, Mitt Romney is now officially “Satan.” [Wizbang Politics] * Gay inmates in California are hoping the ACLU can get them conjugal visit rights, uh, lickity split. [SFGate] * Getting a picture with the president is cheaper than ever, but still worthless. [Newsweek] * Army’s elite “graffiti corps” created for the express purpose of sending Neck Face and Borf to Iraq. [Passport] * New Republic editors are porn stars on the weekend. [TNR] * OH NOEZ, this is Intern Nick’s last day! Tell him good-bye in the comments, and NEVEH FOGET! [NM.com] Read more on Forked Tongues…
 

DEEP

* “Those white kids really know how to stick it to the man, the man’s wall, and the day laborer who repaints it. Stenciling a mailbox with cryptic messages that people ultimately ignore? Cue the bongo drums and finger snaps. DEEP.” [why.i.hate.dc] * Servathon 2007 this weekend. [Read Express] * R. Kelly is writing a song for Virginia Tech victims. “Can someone please arrest R. Kelly?” [Native Son] * “Sometimes I think I’m that dude in the Bible…You know, Job, that keeps getting tested by God. Only I get tested by public transportation and the postal service.” [World Domination is Inevitable] * “2400 Block of 16th St. NW will be closed for 6-8 hours avoid 16th St. NW if possible, please use routes.” [Blah, Blah Black Sheep] Read more on DEEP…
 

Stewardess Unravels Awful Gov’t Terror Conspiracy

A brave stewardess has been trying to expose a terrible terrorist jet-toilet conspiracy, but airline pilots, TSA air marshals and federal law enforcement agents just laugh at her crusade. It all started when she was tidying up the bathroom in the coach section of a 757 flying across the country in February 2005 — and if you believe a stewardess would actually clean up the filthy coach lavatory en route, you’ll likely believe the rest of this weirdo story. All is revealed, after the jump. Read more on Stewardess Unravels Awful Gov’t Terror Conspiracy…