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  Oh The Choomanity!

Somebody Told A Guy Obama’s Columbia GPA Was Only 2.6, Daily Caller Takes 4 Pages To Explain

The immense national controversy over Barack Obama’s college records has heated up to almost lukewarm with today’s breathless Daily Caller story about an anonymous Columbia University alum who says that an unnamed official at Columbia told him that Obama’s GPA at the school was 2.6. This unimpeachable (get it?) info-bombshell, coming in the wake of Donald Trump’s game-changing offer to give money to charity in exchange for the release of Obama’s college transcripts, somehow merits four pages of excited speculation, including but not limited to the ritual sacrifice of a chicken and the subsequent examination of its entrails. Read more on Somebody Told A Guy Obama’s Columbia GPA Was Only 2.6, Daily Caller Takes 4 Pages To Explain…
  misspent youths

John McCain, Gentleman Scholar

Here is a video clip of John McCain declaring that he graduated fifth from the bottom of his class in the Naval Academy. This is supposed to make all you elitists turn purple with rage that such a terrible slacker would ever dare to run for president, when in fact it just shows that John McCain was cool, once: too cool for school, in fact, in the years before school was officially invented. The bit about his wife having to turn on his computer for him is just embarrassing, though. [YouTube via AmericaBlog] Read more on John McCain, Gentleman Scholar…