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People react to tragedy in so many different ways. Some rise to the occasion, bravely refusing to be cowed by circumstance, like the Parisians...

Ohio Gov. John Kasich gave his State of the State speech this week and how did that go, The Hill? "Kasich's speech was laced...

South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley, (former) Tea Party fave, is trying her best to distract us from the sad and dull obviousness of her...

It is not news that Future Sheriff-in-Chief Rick Perry enjoys murdering Mexicans, for sport. That is why Michele Bachmann is probably having a shame-based...

Every day is Christmas for Future President Cowboy Rick Perry. This is partially because that is the law down in Texas, where as much...

We have a new candidate for America's Next Top Mexican Sociophysiologist. America's Governor, Jan Brewer of Arizona, said today that a "majority of the...

The closely monitored Alabama Republican gubernatorial primary race has taken another comical advertising turn, this one not even involving Tim James, who is in...

GOOD NEWS FOR MARYLAND! To your editor's fellow Maryland natives, as well as current residents and people who simply care about Maryland politics for...

This is the best that friend-to-nice-ladies David Paterson could come up with, explaining why he decided to exit the New York governor's race: "It...

DAVID PATERSON MAY PROBABLY MOST LIKELY DEFINITELY WON'T RUN FOR RE-ELECTION: New York's yellow journalism tabloids are all claiming that David Paterson won't run...

Norm Coleman is just weird: "MINNEAPOLIS - Former Minnesota Sen. Norm Coleman says his family voted 3-1 against him running for governor, so he...

That's Jefferson Davis, in the picture! Nearly 150 years ago, Jefferson Davis moved to Richmond, Virginia to become the first president of a new...

See what's going on above? That would be Bob McDonnell crushing the dickens out of Creigh Deeds, in Virginia. Fine, go ahead, win tomorrow,...

He finds that if he can just make a list of three modest things to accomplish each day, and then accomplish those things, then...

HOLY MOLY LOOK AT GOV. RICK PERRY TOUCH THIS MAN. JESUS. He's like, well sure I'll shake your hand old man, but before I...

Oh, how we are looking forward to the midterm elections! They're the most fun: dozens of close races where we couldn't care less about...

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