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Morons To Save America By Taking Mass Sick Day

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

DO YOU HATE THE GOVERNMENT AND ITS LIES AND THE HORRIBLE CORRUPT CORPORATES WITH THEIR LIES TOO AND THEN DO YOU HATE HOW NO ONE CARES ABOUT ANYTHING AND THE IRAQ AND THE EARMARKS AND ALSO THE LIES? YOU SHOULD CALL IN SICK TO WORK ON MARCH 19 THEN BECAUSE THAT WILL STOP THE LIES AND IRAQ AND CORRUPTION. THIS WILL SHOW THAT HIPPOCRITT HOMO JOHN EDWARDS WHOS BOSS. MORE »


Senior Military Officials Suggest Next Iraqi Ruler Be Chosen Via Farcical Aquatic Ceremony

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

voltaire.jpg“Senior administration officials have acknowledged to me that they are considering alternatives other than democracy,” said one military affairs expert who received an Iraq briefing at the White House last month and agreed to speak only on condition of anonymity.
-New York Times, today. MORE »


Blogs Are Like Assholes. Everybody’s Got One. And They All Stink.

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

blogger.jpgThe Pew Internet & American Life Project has released a big new study about blogging. MORE »