Michael Steele has something to ask all of you in “the Internet Land” (the bathroom): let’s get our win on, baby? “Donate your face… to the campaigns,” he adds, as Bob McDonnell and his evil children plot to destroy him from behind. [Rumproast]

BREAKING: HuffPo breaks a breaking story: Mitt Romney may be paying people to walk around Iowa canvassing for him. Back in the bad old days of corrupt machine politics and ward-heelers and party bosses and other quaint terms, Democrats used to bribe immigrants and poor people into voting for them. Republicans hated this because their supporters were all in the suburbs, where it’s much harder to walk around entire precincts. MORE »