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  ya burnt!

Stupidest Guest Blogger On Internet Catches Wonkette’s Unspeakable Hypocrisy On Stoner Obama Story

Well, dear readers, we have been BURNT! As Gateway Pundit guest blogger Kristinn Taylor reveals, Yr Wonkette ran a story Saturday noting that B. Barry Bamz looked a little worse for the wear in his Olympics interview with Bob Costas. And indeed, we asked if he was “high as fuck” or just really, really tired. (For the record, we actually thought he was really really tired, but we didn’t say that because it’s not that funny.) Ah, but then, mere hours later, we also featured the Stupidest Man on the Internet’s take on the story as part of our Derp Roundup, apparently because we just can’t resist “attacking” Gateway Pundit and its mission of bringing light to important issues like whether the President of the United States is high as fuck on the marijuana. And so, you see, we are Huge Hypocrites for covering the “story” ourselves and mocking another website’s coverage of it. Except for how, you know, the two pieces were written by different people, and how both of those writers think that the chances that the POTUS is potted up on weed are actually vanishingly small, although he sure looked bad on TV. Jim Hoft and other rightwing screamers are pretty sure they’ve spotted the Preznit all choomed up on national television, and want an investigation. We would call that a difference. Read more on Stupidest Guest Blogger On Internet Catches Wonkette’s Unspeakable Hypocrisy On Stoner Obama Story…
  but when did she stop beating her wife?

America’s Favoritest Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Wins Re-Election With Spy Photo Of Opponent Picking Out Dress

Sorry, guys, but GAME OVER. Illinois Congressman and paragon of personal responsibility Joe Walsh has handily defeated his opponent even with four weeks or whatever left to go. How did he do this? By holding up, during their debate, a photo of his opponent picking out a dress to wear at the Democratic National Convention, where she would be giving a speech. Wait a minute, she? His opponent’s a lady? And his big GOTCHA is that she wore a dress? Do not try to wrap your puny mortal brains around what goes on in the mysterious silence of Joe Walsh’s skull. He’s ineffable, and unknowable, and a crazy motherfucker. Like God! Read more on America’s Favoritest Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Wins Re-Election With Spy Photo Of Opponent Picking Out Dress…
  lies and lying liars and cetera

America’s Sweetheart Paul Ryan Will Lie Pathologically To Your Face, Stimulus Edition

We bet any minute Aaron Sorkin will come out with a Newsroom episode about the very special time in October 2010 when Zooey Deschanel’s younger twin sister, Paul Ryan, denied having asked for stimulus funds like Peter denied Christ. But — whoa! — would you guess that before flat-out denying that he’d lobbied for stimulus funds, Paul Ryan had in fact written five different letters to the Obama administration asking for stimulus funds? A Republican lying until his eyeballs fall out? That is so weird! Read more on America’s Sweetheart Paul Ryan Will Lie Pathologically To Your Face, Stimulus Edition…
  great moments in journalism

Breitbart’s Ghost: Weiner’s Wiener Was More Important Than (Limited) Time With My Children

That’s sad, you guys: Ghost Andrew Breitbart is out with a new book (coming soooooon!) about Anthony Weiner’s wiener, and it is all about how he totally ignored his kids because of the IMPORTANT WORK daddy had to do … in chasing a story about Anthony Weiner’s underweared junk. Sure, he bagged a feared lib Congressman, but knowing then what he knows now about life’s precious shortness and stuff, well, it seems like maybe he should have chosen differently. If only he had watched that kinda good (don’t tell anyone) Adam Sandler movie (Blink? Click? Something) or listened to that Harry Chapin song! Gonna have a good time then, Dad! You know we’ll have a good time then! Sadly, no. Read more on Breitbart’s Ghost: Weiner’s Wiener Was More Important Than (Limited) Time With My Children…