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Old News

• Why Won’t The Democrats Compromise On The Budget Like Republicans Do?
• New Jersey Mayor Arrested for Trying to Make Internet Quit Saying Mean Things About Him
• Who Would Win In A Barfight: Joe The Plumber Or Joe The Biden?
• Ungrateful West Philly African Americans Inhospitable To Poor Mitt Romney
• Iran’s Navy Saves American Ship From Pirates, We Are All Best Friends Now Hooray!
• Spain Takes Break From Economic Woes to Laugh at Rick Scott
• Levi Johnston Broke After Squandering Playgirl Pay On Boats And Guns And Stuff
• Ghost Of Breitbart Convinced That Obama Will Drop Out Of The Presidential Race