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Posts Tagged ‘gorilla’

WISECRACKS

What Inappropriate New Jokes Will McCain Make On Teevee Tonight?

Friday, July 18th, 2008

Yes Mark Halperin’s website, draw laughs he will! Tonight marks John McCain’s first appearance on the NBC comedy show Late Night With Conan O’Brien since 2005, back when he was still that funny old coot and failed presidential senator guy with black children. Now, of course, he poses the greatest possible threat to the survival of Earth and everyone hates him. But he’s still a wonderful comedian and we look forward to seeing him in his element tonight. What jokes about cunts, bestial rape, ugly young girls and killing innocent civilians will he debut tonight? MORE »


PENNSYLVANIA

Macaca Makes News, Guy In Monkey Suit Chasing Santorum Doesn’t

Friday, August 25th, 2006

In a videotaped “political stunt” that probably wouldn’t even amuse fans of the Capitol Steps, a guy in a very lame gorilla suit causes basically no trouble at all at some Rick Santorum appearance in Pennsylvania. Hit play and prepare to be underwhelmed. MORE »