Tag: gop.com

Christmas-Hating Republican Party Selling ‘Happy Holidays’ Ornaments

Conservatives are constantly telling us we are not allowed to wish people "Happy Holidays," even if we don't know their religion, and even if we are talking to freedom-loving Israeli settlers, because everyone everywhere should celebrate Jesus' birfday....

Aaaaaand GOP.com Redirects To…

GOP.COM ANGRY!

Elderly Jewish Man Running RNC Press Office

Does the RNC think this is funny, endorsing the enemy's language during America's War on Israel?

You Can Set Your Watch To GOP.com Dismantling New GOP.com Features

Every single thing on the RNC's newish web site is eventually removed, in shame, 12-24 hours after it is introduced, so it is sad but unsurprising that GOP.am—that's GOP.com's fashionable "conservative URL" handle—has been incinerated, kind of. Balloon Juice...

Let’s All Play The Latest Backfirey Choose Your Own Adventure Game From GOP.com!

Hey look, firesale on conservative Internet cachet, courtesy of #1 URL GOP.com! That is correct, sirs, now that troublesome "long URL" will be troublesome no more. Seriously: "Wonkette.com"? What is this, Perl? Come, play along with your http://gop.am/BmKs Editor! Whee: Ok...

Look, A Well Produced Internet Video Game From GOP.com

Have you all pored through today's RNCRESEARCHBRIEFING? Eh, it's pretty good; we'll give it a 7 on the ol' RNCRESEARCHBRIEFING Scale. So: Michael Steele invented a video game, according to the RNCRESEARCHBRIEFING: "'The Senate version of lapdogs.GOP.com is our...

Michael Steele Is Taking Questions On Facebook, You Guys!

See, there's TwitPic Proof that he was, at one point, answering one question on a Facebook thread. He has yet to respond to either of your editors. Try your luck!

Meanwhile, At GOP.com, Some New Terrible Thing

Looks like the RNC is still trying to give this "Internet" thing a go: "With an ever-increasing number of Czar appointments by President Obama, it has become clear that no position is too absurd. In an effort to assist...

Paultards Have Obviously At This Point Already Subjugated GOP.com

There is no question that the responsible thing to do is for GOP.com to resign itself to mutually assured destruction by way of asking KeepAmericaSafe.com for "humanitarian intervention." (Thanks to Agent "Jason R." for photo reconnaissance.)

Yo What Up “What Up”?

Two seconds ago this blog was called "What Up?" He is running out of Wire allusions and "the Corner" is already taken! GOP Webmaster, please add Michael Steele's new "Change the Game" blog to "Accomplishments."

BEST LINE SO FAR, FROM 'ACCOMPLISHMENTS' SECTION: "Operation Iraqi Freedom ousted the dictator from power and liberated more then 23 million people."

GOP.com Is Hilarious And Broken Because It’s *Not Even A Website*

Michael Steele you have got to stop it with the funny today, we can't take much more. NO NO DON'T GO ON TV! Oh no he's going to say something too hilarious! Uh oh: "It's a new platform for...

WHO'S MAKING FUN OF WHAT NOW? "The RNC's big relaunch of its website has not gone so well today. In the last hour or so, the site has been crashing periodically. The Obama campaign's former online guru, Joe Rospars,...

Sweet Crickets, This New GOP Website Is One Helluva Funbag

Yes. YES. Look at him shake it. He's like, "What up? I'm here, and it's time to party, baby." Again: a hilarious dancing hobbit version of Michael Steele appears when you load the new GOP.com. Everyone is loving this....

A Children’s Treasury Of ‘GOP Faces’ From The Hot New GOP Website

The best aspect of the newly redesigned Republican Party website -- aside from that amazing "What up?" thing -- is the ability to refresh and refresh and refresh the homepage, for hours, to see all of the "GOP Faces"...

Look! GOP.com Provides Opportunity For Minor Hijinks!

No really, the RNC's website doesn't even ask for your e-mail address or anything to send a terrible tea bag postcard to any of these four Democratic politicians. There are 11,000+ submitted already. Can Wonkette pull off a plurality...