Oh boy, we found us a real live moron!
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It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.
Mitch McConnell thinks Americans won't tolerate Democrats obstructing Trump's SCOTUS nominee. HAHAHAHAHAHA OK.
DEAR MEDIA: STOP GIVING DONALD TRUMP CREDIT FOR THINGS HE DIDN'T DO.
What, you don't trust Republicans to police themselves? PFFFFFFFT.
The GOP tries to cover its ass, Trump tries to cover the border, and Julian Assange cries to Sean Hannity. Your morning news brief!
A new South Carolina bill would require computers sold in the state to block access to porn, which is not what the Baby Jesus died for.
In a competition over who can be the most hypocritical dick, Conway and Cruz WIN TOGETHER.
Silly kids, crying about how their bones are broken. MAN UP AND WALK IT OFF!
North Carolina's awful HB 2 law is set to be repealed Tuesday, but don't start cheering just yet.
We still just want to give her a hug.
Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!
Longshot? TOTALLY. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN!
We have Ali Davis now. You will like her. Read up, sons!
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