Tag: GOP

What a time to be a Syrian, eh? Murderous clowns to the left of you, racist jokers to the right. And then there's Donald...

Are you rich and tired of all the poors getting the government handouts? Damn right you are! It’s time that this country gave something...

That debate Tuesday night sure was somethin'! It was like, you know, Republicans, on a stage, and they were on the Fox Business Network,...

President Obama continues his longstanding tradition of creating jobs to push his partisan agenda of economic recovery, while simultaneously dividing this country by making liars...

"Doctor" "Ben" "Carson" -- if that is even his real name, and we have reason to doubt -- has some real cool inspirational stories...

Well, ferret nuts. Guess the GOP is going to have to figure out another reason to claim President Obama is the worst President Obama who ever presidented...

Now that Dr. Ben Carson is the Republican Party's new daddy of the month, his enemies are out to get him. How? By hopping...

Remember how we reported that the Department of Justice determined the IRS DID NOT harass teabagging morans, despite the lies of Darrell Issa &...

On Wednesday, Americans watched the third Republican presidential debate. Well, some Americans, anyway. The ones who could afford it. Because, in case you needed reminding, freedom isn't...

For a man applying for public housing in DC for the next four to eight years, Jeb Bush sure does seem to loathe it with the...

Chris Christie, governor of New Jersey and the presidential candidate most likely to drop out next, according to our Very Scientific Wonkette gay wizardry...

So, the other day, we showed you a video of a nice panel discussion on the Fox News, about how Kentucky clerk Kim Davis's...

Raise your hand if you are about to get fucked over by Congress. (Hint: All of you should have a hand raised.) Now use...

The orange man who is the boss of the House of Representatives opened his orange face at a Colorado fundraiser and out came a...

Every few years, we are #blessed with photos of politicians deep-throating a corndog at Iowa’s state fair. But did you know that there is...

The Republican Party is in the middle of a terribly bloody fight right now about which one of these assholes is the biggest asshole...

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