Tag: GOP

WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? Oh, It’s Just The Trump Justice Department Again

We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.

Mike Huckabee So Mad Fired Mueller FBI Guy Did LITERAL COUP To Trump, By Sexting

This is definitely a thing that happened.
Gonna fuck you up!

How Is Robert Mueller The Literal Devil Today?

The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.

Wherein Wonkette Defends GOP Florida Man Against Scurrilous Charges Of ‘ICE PENIS’

Don't say Wonkette is never fair to Republicans.

Tucker Carlson And Glenn Greenwald Prove Horseshoe Theory With Hot New Video ‘Two Guys, One Horseshoe’

And in the middle, holding the horseshoe, is Sean Hannity, because duh it always is.

Hello Paul Ryan, You Will Impeach Trump After The Tax Cuts, Yes?

Hope this proves persuasive.

Happy Birthday Ivanka LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Luv Robert Mueller

This would be really sad if Ivanka Trump wasn't a complicit asshole monster.

Which Committee Is Blowing Goats Instead Of Investigating Trump-Russia Today?

Help us, Senate Intelligence Committee, you (and Robert Mueller) are our only hope!

Trump Campaign Knucklefucks Only Retweeted Hottest Russian Trolls On Twitter

Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.

Senate Intel Committee: Trump-Russia Investigation Will Be Over When It’s Over, So GTFO

The investigation continues! Sorry, Trump-loving dildo brains :(

Nancy Pelosi Sending Thoughts, Prayers, And A Foot Up Paul Ryan’s Ass

It's never TOO SOON to fix our uniquely American problem of Americans killing Americans with guns.
Yes, this really exists

In Shocking Turn, Alabama Republicans Vote For The Lunatic Bigot

This is why Alabama cannot have nice things.

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.