Still no 'replace' in 'repeal and,' Sean Spicer's phone problems, and Little Marco explains why he's so damn spineless! Your morning news brief!
Louie Gohmert can't do town halls, because he's scared WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
Sen. Collins said the Senate Intelligence Committee might subpoena Trump's tax returns! MAKE IT SO, SENATOR.
Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!
SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.
They just can't bear to investigate Mike Flynn, because he's not Hillary Clinton.
Couldn't have happened to a slimier bastard.
Some loving encouragement for our FAVORITE LADY REPUBLICAN SENATOR FROM MAINE.
The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.
Oh boy, we found us a real live moron!
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW.
It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.
Mitch McConnell thinks Americans won't tolerate Democrats obstructing Trump's SCOTUS nominee. HAHAHAHAHAHA OK.
DEAR MEDIA: STOP GIVING DONALD TRUMP CREDIT FOR THINGS HE DIDN'T DO.
What, you don't trust Republicans to police themselves? PFFFFFFFT.
The GOP tries to cover its ass, Trump tries to cover the border, and Julian Assange cries to Sean Hannity. Your morning news brief!
A new South Carolina bill would require computers sold in the state to block access to porn, which is not what the Baby Jesus died for.