Tag: GOP

Who’ll Leak The Leakers! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb 27, 2016

Still no 'replace' in 'repeal and,' Sean Spicer's phone problems, and Little Marco explains why he's so damn spineless! Your morning news brief!

Louie Gohmert Officially Biggest Pussy In Congress

Louie Gohmert can't do town halls, because he's scared WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

Maybe Bestest GOP Senator Ever Susan Collins Can Get Trump’s Taxes For Us!

Sen. Collins said the Senate Intelligence Committee might subpoena Trump's tax returns! MAKE IT SO, SENATOR.

Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!

SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.

House GOP Won’t Investigate Russia’s Own Michael Flynn, It’s Not Like He’s Hillary Clinton!

They just can't bear to investigate Mike Flynn, because he's not Hillary Clinton.

Jason Chaffetz’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Town Hall!

Couldn't have happened to a slimier bastard.

Hi There, Susan Collins! Let’s Turn Your Sane Thoughts Into Concrete Action!

Some loving encouragement for our FAVORITE LADY REPUBLICAN SENATOR FROM MAINE.

Betsy DeVos’s Confirmation Hearing Was TOTAL SH*T SHOW, Let’s Laugh At It!

The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.
But they won't.

Idiot Trump Lady Begs Trump To Protect Planned Parenthood. LOL STOP LAUGHING!

Oh boy, we found us a real live moron!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Headed Toward The Inauguration And The Washington DC Lady March!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW.
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

GOP Senators Totally Cool With Benghazi-Style Attacks Now, We Guess

It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.

Hey Mitch McConnell, It’s Time For You To STFU Again

Mitch McConnell thinks Americans won't tolerate Democrats obstructing Trump's SCOTUS nominee. HAHAHAHAHAHA OK.
Get ready to be sick of winning

Donald Trump Saves Eight Congressional Ethics Jobs From Going To Mexico! (OR DOES HE?)

DEAR MEDIA: STOP GIVING DONALD TRUMP CREDIT FOR THINGS HE DIDN'T DO.

House Republicans Murder Congressional Ethics Office, Because They’re Already So Ethical

What, you don't trust Republicans to police themselves? PFFFFFFFT.

GOP Murders Ethics Office, Wonder Why! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 3, 2016.

The GOP tries to cover its ass, Trump tries to cover the border, and Julian Assange cries to Sean Hannity. Your morning news brief!

South Carolina Wingnut Declares War On God-Given Freedom To Whack Off

A new South Carolina bill would require computers sold in the state to block access to porn, which is not what the Baby Jesus died for.