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Tag: GOP

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Oh, Like Republicans Would Ever Try To Suppress The Black Vote, Just Kidding!

Turns out it's not OK to encourage Trump supporters to go to THOSE PLACES to watch THOSE PEOPLE vote!

Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 27, 2016

Trump wants to love all the black people, Jason Chaffetz re-un-re-unndorses, and Ted Cruz cries. Your morning News Brief!

Is Donald Trump Just F*cking OVER Running For President At This Point?

Maybe Trump is still in it to win it, but it sure doesn't look like it!
ELEVEN HOURS, ALAN!

GOP Wants To Waste Our Time With Another Hillary Clinton Investigation, Hooray!

Ooh, maybe they'll find the smoking gun this time!
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

How Is Hillary Clinton Murdering America With Her Emails Today?

Is this 'quid pro quo' thing the smoking gun that should put Hillary IN JAIL? Ahem, no.

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 17, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 12, 2016

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He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Loser Donald Trump Can’t Stop Crying Over What A Big Loser He Is

Donald Trump blames everybody but himself for how he's losing like such a sad, weak loser right now.
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Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 11, 2016

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Paul Ryan Campaigning With Donald Trump, But SHHHHHHHH, It’s Too Embarrassing!

They are going to the county fall fest in Wisconsin! They will eat cotton candy and get stuck on top of the ferris wheel together maybe!

Donald Trump Will Love Vladimir Putin Forever And Ever, And You Can’t Stop Him!

Surprise, the Trump campaign is now doubling-down on licking Putin's sack, because obviously that's what America wants to hear.

Trump Idiot Katrina Pierson So Mad Libtard Dallas Morning News Endorsed First Dem In 75 Years

Have you read the Dallas Morning News's endorsement of Hillary? It is excellent!

Is It Time For The Press To STFU About Hillary Clinton’s Press Conferences?

SPOILER: The answer is yes.

Donald Trump Thinks Hillary Clinton Just Doesn’t Have That Presidential Look

He also says his temperament is his single greatest asset.