Hope this proves persuasive.
This would be really sad if Ivanka Trump wasn't a complicit asshole monster.
Help us, Senate Intelligence Committee, you (and Robert Mueller) are our only hope!
Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.
The investigation continues! Sorry, Trump-loving dildo brains :(
It's never TOO SOON to fix our uniquely American problem of Americans killing Americans with guns.
This is why Alabama cannot have nice things.
A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?
The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.
Civility is overrated.
Ladies and gentleladies, DANA FUCKING ROHRABACHER!
It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is.
No, Donald Trump, it does NOT happen to all presidents.
A children's treasury of SOLEMN AND SERIOUS REACTIONS to Donald Trump's latest prematurely ejaculatory tweets.
GO THE FUCK AWAY, DEVIN NUNES.
Helping you get skinny the no-workout way!
Way to put country above party, asshole!