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Carly Fiorina is not having the best year of her life, what with being such an enormous liar who can't even make it onto...

Thursday night's Democratic debate was fun! As usual, it featured grown-ups saying brain thoughts to each other, as opposed to the poo-flinging zoo creatures...

Dear friends, we are worried about our smartest brain surgeon to ever cut open brains and also run for Republican president of America, Ben...

Have you met Marco Rubio's personal BFF, the one man who loves him more than anyone else, who braids his hair and tells him...

It's the morning after another fun-filled GOP debate extravaganza sexcitement night, are you still weak in the knees? No, you aren't, because that debate...

It's the top-tier Republican losers debate, comin' at us from Iowa on Fox "News," and what in the wide world of ethanol and butter cows are...

It must be his time of the month because Rand Paul and his luscious locks are quite hysterical about that mean brute Donald Trump...

Carly Fiorina is a terrible person. She's a pathological liar (see here and here and here and here and here, and be sure not to...

Canadian presidential candidate and half-melted wax Sam The Eagle replica Ted Cruz is in trouble this week after the New York Times revealed that...

This might be a first: Carly Fiorina admitted she was wrong about something! Not as wrong as she actually was, but it's a start....

Foreign-born poutine fart Ted Cruz has a shiny new knee-slapper of an IN YOUR FACE for all them foreigners who didn't have the good...

Remember how Tuesday night during that rage-fueled blusterfest that was the one millionth GOP debate, Carly Fiorina tottered up to the microphone to list...

Now that we've had almost a full day to take our Dramamine, and maybe some knockout-drops, we are ready to look back at the...

Here is a fun thing we learned at Tuesday's Republican debate! Do you know how all the too-big-to-fail banks got so big they damn near...

Aw, adorable. Dr. Ben Carson has a "tax plan." You can read all about it on his website, where he doesn't offer any details,...

Jeb Bush has not been doing so good at this running for president thing. Thus, the pathetic Jeb Can Fix It reboot of his campaign,...

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