gop convention

CIVILITY UPDATE II  4:50 pm August 28, 2012

Donald Trump Yells At Rich Lady Arianna Huffington And Tells GOP To Get Mean

by Doktor Zoom

Pus-filled gluteal boil Donald Trump took to the Twittertubes today to comment on the comeliness of sweatshop-celebriporn-blog overseer Arianna Huffington. We thought he liked women with accents? After the whole entire Internet said, “Eew, Donald, SO RUDE!” Trump followed up with a promise of more drama to come: “Don’t think my statement on @ariannahuff was [...]

JEFFERSON DAVIS STARSHIP  4:20 pm August 22, 2012

GOP Convention’s ‘We Built It!’ Theme Night To Be Held In Arena That Government Built

by Kaia Mursi

In addition to summoning forth dread hurricanes to (probably) destroy any Florida seniors accidentally left standing in the wake of Paul Ryan’s spending cuts, this year’s GOP convention will bring to Tampa (and viewers whose remote controls are just out of reach) a terribly droll spin on President Obama’s recent musings re: whether or not [...]

IS THERE SEX IN A GOP CHAMPAGNE ROOM?  2:32 pm April 23, 2012

Tampa Strip Clubs To Be Disappointed When Hordes of Straight GOPers Fail To Come

by Erik Jay

Tampa, Fla – Churches, bathroom stalls and NAMBLA can take a well-deserved five. The GOP circus is coming to Tampa and the city’s finer purveyor of tittay are hauling them out and boosting them up in preparation! There is so much business expected, businesses are working in harmony, helping out their competitors, and city residents [...]


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