Tag: gop convention

Wonkette is comin' to the conventions, and we wanna stay at YOUR HOUSE!

PLEASE SOMEBODY, ANYBODY! The #NeverTrumpers are DYING here!

Nobody wants to go to Cleveland's big Republican National Convention hoop-de-doo :(

What is this world coming two when two hairy Trump supporters can't see a 58-year-old homeless Hispanic man sleeping, and beat him up and pee on him?

Oh hey, Bill Kristol, how's it hangin'? You out there in America somewhere, bein' wrong? Duh, of course. So, in case you didn't know, Bill...

Poor pitiful House Speaker Paul Ryan! He's supposed to be the sane Republican savior to herd all the feral cats together and actually get...

The Republican primary is pathetic again. Donald Trump is sailing toward the nomination, a truth that horrifies all sane people. But Ted Cruz and...

Um, Ben Carson is almost as bad at supporting people for president as he is at running for president. We did not actually...

As America has absorbed the prospect of being presidented by Donald J. Trump or Hillary R. Clinton or one of the other candidates,...

Everybody pull out your glitter guns and your streamers, because John Kasich The Moderate Huggy Cuddlebear wants to throw a party for all the...

Pus-filled gluteal boil Donald Trump took to the Twittertubes today to comment on the comeliness of sweatshop-celebriporn-blog overseer Arianna Huffington. We thought he liked...

In addition to summoning forth dread hurricanes to (probably) destroy any Florida seniors accidentally left standing in the wake of Paul Ryan's spending cuts,...

Tampa, Fla – Churches, bathroom stalls and NAMBLA can take a well-deserved five. The GOP circus is coming to Tampa and the city's finer...

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