Tag: google

This Woman Is An Asshole

It's a lot easier to cure cancer with a natural diet if you don't have cancer in the first place.

It’s Cool, Border Police Probably Quiz ALL Tech Developers, Not Just African Ones

Another example of what happens when you 'unshackle' border enforcement.
The Titan refugee program was a bad idea, we'll admit

The Resisters, The Resisted, and The Dumb Border Wall: Your Corporate Roundup

Which corporations are sucking slightly less this week? Hint: it's not Uber!

War With Mexico? Ai Yi Yi! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 2, 2017

Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!

Steve Bannon Is Your President Now, Isn’t That Marvelous?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 30, 2017

Trump's Muslim ban blows up in his face, Not America hates Trump, Philly scares the GOP. Your morning news brief!

Ask Wonkette: Can Melon Trump Indeed Sue For Rose Words About Her Son?

Wonkette helpfully answers readers' questions, helpfully.

Wonkagenda: Friday, October 21, 2016

Trump is booed by priests, how Russia broke the Interwebz, why Peggy Noonan is still A Idiot. Your Morning News Brief!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Wonkette And Google Conspiring To Keep Jill Stein Down

We had no idea we were so influential at the Googleplex!
You can always count on some dope to misspell exactly what you need

Donald Trump Very Angry Google’s Hiding All The Bad News About Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump knows the truth about Google: It's out to get him, just like everyone else.
"This is going to cost someone $5 million one day, Barry."

Wonkagenda: Thursday, September 29, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
And for Christ's sake, stop letting Trump claim he was against the battle at Wolf 359!

Hillz, Interrupted: Matt Lauer Not Very Good At Doing Journamalism

Huh. Someone managed to be worse at this job than Chuck Todd.
this is just a secret code, everyone

Barack Obama Founded ISIS With His Number Two ISIS Guy, ‘Twitter’

Britain, our little big brother, continues to partner with the rest of us in the War On Terror. But it's frustrated with the continued existence of ISIS and its effect on their country. Even after generations of meddling in...
It's rabbit holes all the way down.

Sandy Hook ‘Truther’ Planned His Very Own Mass Shooting … Or So They Want Us To Think

A Las Vegas man who believed Sandy Hook was faked has been arrested on charges of plotting a real massacre. If you believe the government, of course.
Been a while. We missed this one.

Fox News So Pissed At Google For Hiding Dead Bodies For Hillary Clinton

Get out your tin-foil hats, y'all!
This isn't about democracy, this is about politics. Which Democracy doesn't need.

Andrea Tantaros’s Lawsuit Against Fox News Is OMG WTF INSANE!

Bill O'Reilly's in there too. AND former Sen. Scott Brown. AND Dean Cain. AND AND AND AND AND!
sunny day? let's roll

Rich People Don’t Like Their Gelato Treats :/ And More In Your Class-War Roundup!

America is at its best when teaming up with its patriotic contractors to blow enormous piles of cash on military programs. And none blow more than the F-35. After 15 years of your standard cost overuruns and totally predictable...