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It's your week in tales from the CLASS WAR! What are those hero corporate persons up to this week??? You know, some stuff.

We spend a lot of time blasting our planet-melting, employee-hazing, and buzzword-creating Corporate People. But like Aerosmith songs, they're not all bad. Isn't it...

It has been super cool to live in this new do-it-yourself age where people are discovering all sorts of cool old techniques and crafts. Literally...

Everyone hates Maine Gov. Paul LePage. Literally everyone on the planet. There are as-yet undiscovered tribes living in the deepest parts of the Amazon,...

Americans are an inquisitive people, always driven to seek out answers to the questions that matter, like "Is there proof of Albert Einstein's theorized...

Awwwww, those jacknugget Bundy militia boys are upset! They've been begging for snacky cakes and Miracle Whip and Tampax and instead everybody's sending them...

Tyrant Barack Obama committed perhaps the most grievous sin of his evil reign Tuesday night when he danced around and gigglebanged Congress during the...

Say a stupid about Syrian refugees, Meghan: I never thought I would live in a world where France was more aggressive on terrorism? Than the...

This is a song by the band Eagles Of Death Metal, whose Paris show Friday night at the Bataclan was interrupted by thug terrorists...

That debate Tuesday night sure was somethin'! It was like, you know, Republicans, on a stage, and they were on the Fox Business Network,...

Every week, there's some new company making the queer-hatin' folks of our U.S. American society real mad in their bathing suit regions, for making...

It's been a seriously strange 48 hours for Ahmed Mohamed, the 14-year-old kid from Irving, Texas, who went from potential criminal suspect to instant...

If corporate restructuring is your kind of kink, then ooooh yeah, baby, do we have some HAWT sexxxy news for you! Larry Page, co-founder and...

Hey Wonkers! It is Sunday, and whew, what a week we had! Your Wonkette got lost (broken because bad server was bad), but then...

Poor persecuted Franklin Graham, insane wingnut son of evangelist Billy Graham and president of his daddy's association, saw a Wells Fargo ad on the teevee,...

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