Facebook, Twitter, Google Definitely Have Russia Stuff Fixed Now, If By ‘Fixed’ You Mean ‘Not Fixed’
If these people are tech wizards, they need remedial courses at Hogwarts Tech.
Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.
Republicans delay the their crappy tax plan, Fox has a horrible Indictment Day, Congress is mad at Facebook. Your morning news brief.
Mueller spooks Trump (again), John Kelly shows his true colors (again), and Hannity loses his shit (lol duh). Your morning news brief!
Oh, did someone forget to not be evil?
Google has MORE splaining to do, Republicans try to pee all over THE DOSSIER, and Mark Halperin is SUPER gross. Your morning news brief!
The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.
There's a lot more troops are in Niger, Trump takes a field trip, and Ryan Zinke gets REALLY grifty. Your morning news brief.
Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.
Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.
Oh dear. Someone used a Gun Lover Worship Word wrong!
If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!
I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion.
What will the Nazi trolls do now that they can't harass people from the safety of their basements?
Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!
Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!