We pretty much said all we have to say about this asshole yesterday, so today we’ll remember him in pictures. He loved pictures, Reagan did! Especially the moving kind of pictures, the movies! He actually believed movies — including “E.T., the Extra-Terrestrial” — were real events that just happened to be captured on film. He was a complete idiot. MORE »

Why is Sarah Palin such an epic failure? Because she’s a moron? A racist? A dingbat? A national clown? Well, yes, but experts say the real problem is that she’s the last Republican culture warrior. The old GOP anger-bear army consisted of abortion-obsessed white losers furious over the existence of minorities. And they’re still out there, still angry and still illiterate. But there’s not enough of them to win elections anymore, and the new Great Depression has even knocked some common sense into a few of these people — this year, a lot of bitters sort of cleared the Rove Goo from their eyes and realized being permanently enraged about guns or Mexicans is not really the path to wealth and happiness. MORE »

OMG RUDY IS LEAVING US! Turn on your teevee and cry 911 tears, because Rudy’s going on live right now to say good-bye to us, forever, and to endorse crazy old weirdo John McCain.

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