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Wonket Cedes Political Humor Crown To Michelle Malkin, World’s Most Hilarious Pundit
Credit where it is due, dudes: Your Wonket is now handing over the keys to the world’s only political humor website to one Miss Michelle Malkin, as she is officially now the most hilarious political pundit in the known universe and the rest of us all quit, bowing down to the greatness in the sexy [...]
Condoleezza Rice Now Smacking People In The Face With Her Balls
World’s greatest living Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, who absolutely could not have known anyone would ever use an airplane as a missile, and who could not have known Saddam was not seeking yellowcake in Niger, and who could never have been blamed for Manolo-shopping while a city drowned, has now taken her reign of [...]
Phil ‘Not Tiger Woods’ Mickelson May Quit Golf To Teach Obama, Moochers A Lesson
You know how, whenever the Powerball payout gets really big, someone wanders around your office collecting for a lottery pool? And you know how there is always one guy who takes that moment to explain that winning the lottery isn’t so great because taxes? By the time lottery winners take the smaller lump-sum payment and [...]
Civil Rights: Warlord Condi Rice & Some Plutocrat Finance Lady Allowed To Join Fancy Golf Club
Ahh, so now we know why lying war monster Condolleezza Rice was going around giving wingnut speeches about socialism and such-like. It wasn’t about getting on the presidential ticket — who even wants that? — it was about becoming the first female member of August National golf club, a goal that she attained today. She, [...]
Campaign Reporters Officially Out Of Questions, Time For Everyone To Come Home
NEW: Romney just said that Augusta National should admit women as members, our @peterhambycnn reports. #GenderWars #tcot #tlot — Lisa Desjardins (@LisaDCNN) April 5, 2012 Romney says “of course” women should be admitted to Augusta National, per @GarrettNBCNews. — Mike O’Brien (@mpoindc) April 5, 2012 Romney just told reporters on the ropeline that women should [...]
Rick Santorum’s New Pitch To Voters: I Am Good At Some Sports
Rick Santorum has chosen a new strategy in his quest to win the Republican presidential nomination that he cannot mathematically win: Talkin’ sports. You know, shootin’ the shit with his buddies, the voters, about golf, baseball, bowling. Shooting guns. Those sports. He’s very good at them all, just like Vladimir Putin is at fucking tigers [...]
Donald Trump Now Planning To Bury People In His Tacky Golf Course
Why is Donald Trump in the news again? Wasn’t he banished for the rest of 2012? Guess not. Besides the dingle-dongle Endorse Newt vs. Endorse Mittens moment of this morning, vulgar hair-weave troglodyte Donald Trump is also planning to bury people in his tacky country club golf course graveyard in New Jersey. Give Trump some [...]
Mean Protesters Ruin John Boehner’s Golf Game With Demands For Jobs
We hope that overgrown Orangesicle John Boehner enjoyed the joyful noises of a group of chanting protesters who showed up to his golf tournament in the Republican fortress of Orange County, California, since this is probably something John Boehner had hoped to avoid when he left Washington for a few days. Funny, isn’t it, how [...]
Earthquake Had So Much Fun In D.C., It Came Back For Another 4.5 Shake
Yet another D.C. earthquake! Again centered in Virginia under Eric Cantor’s nuclear dildo factory or whatever! DISASTER STRIKES AGAIN. We have to go to bed, and do not care about 4.5 aftershocks, but perhaps things are actually far worse, and in that case you must Share Your Stories so we can heal, together. Like this.
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