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Shocking New Book Says Steve Bannon Is Asshole, Chris Christie Is Gross

Juicy summer reading for you!

Trump’s Iowa Supporters Dying Of Dumb-Gasms After Trump Says Something Dumb In Iowa

Trump loves the poor people and the poorly educated people! But EW GROSS NO, they cannot work for him.

HELP! Ivanka Trump Is Being OPPRESSED!

Ivanka shared her sadness with 'Fox & Friends,' but she also shared her hope.

Trump Tries To Burn This Mother Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 2, 2017

Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!

Trump Pisses On US Allies Like Russian Pee Hookers. Wonkagenda for Fri. May 26, 2017

Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.

Steve Bannon Didn’t Call Jared Kushner A Total Cucking Jew, He Was Talking About GARY!

Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner are GETTING ALONG FINE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

Senate Stays Up All Night To Screw Obamacare! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 12, 2017

The Senate pulls an all nighter, Elaine Chao doesn't speak, and Trump keeps his business all in the family. Your morning news brief!

Elizabeth Warren And Pals Introduce Bill To F*ck Trump’s Rich Cabinet Right In The Ear

A clear message that Elizabeth Warren 'n' friends will be a HUGE pain in the ass for the Trump administration.
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Steve Bannon Doesn’t Just Have A Black Friend, HE HAS TWO OF THEM!

He was being totally Not Racist when he said only landowners should be able to vote. HONEST!

You’ve Never Had A Day As Good As Hillary Clinton’s Friday

If you were too busy losing your entire mind over "grab them by the pussy" yesterday, you might have missed that Wikileaks published what they allege to be partial transcripts of Hillary's paid speeches to Goldman Sachs and other Wall Street firms. I'll...

Donald Trump Hires Breitbart Dude To Fix Campaign, So He Can Win EVEN MORE

Is Donald Trump's new strategy the same as his old strategy? KIND OF!
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Wall Street Traders May Soon Have To Live On Burger King ‘Whopperitos.’ The Horror.

Guys, big banks just need a few more years to figure out how to add more loopholes to financial rule Esteemed Wall Street banks are on their knees asking the Fed for five more years to comply with the Volcker...

Ted Cruz Pulls Down Pants, Farts All Over Mike Pence’s Big Night

Ted Cruz's speech at the Republican National Convention really brought the room to life. Luckily for Cruz, no one was distributing torches and pitchforks.
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Which Bank Is Just Going To Pay A Big Ol’ Meaningless Fine This Week?

It's your week in corporate malfeasance. Get out your pitchforks!

Classy Donald Trump Suggesting Ted Cruz’s Wife Is Dirty Girl With Dirty Secret

World famous terrific businessman and frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination (LOL) Donald Trump took a break Tuesday night from saying shit-ass things about the Brussels attacks to defend a woman's honor. Specifically, he needed to defend the honor...