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Sundays With The Militias: How One Smart Cowboy Beats The Whole Federal Gummint

We have learned a very important lesson about book reviewing! You should never, ever write a two-part book review unless you've written both parts ahead of time! Or if you're doing a weekly series, of course. But here we...
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Sundays With The Militia: In ‘Tarp Man’s’ Novel, Guns Are The Most Interesting Characters

Robert "LaVoy" Finicum, the Oregon nature reserve occupier known as "Tarp Man" who was shot to death last week after trying to escape arrest and reaching for a gun, died as he lived: A man with deeply held fantasies...
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Deleted Comments: In Which A Rat’s Ass Is Given About Bristol Palin

Hey, remember when "guy in a hardhat" was an archetype of rightwing dumbassery? Now that America doesn't make anything anymore (and we don't win anymore, as Donald Trump points out), our stereotypical Dear ShitFerBrains guy should probably be a...

World Savior Ron Paul’s Media Empire Is Born In Lowly Internet Teevee Thing

Libertarian yard leprechaun Ron Paul retired from Congress in January after three attempts at the presidency and exactly one bill passed of the 464 he sponsored in the House. Many who noticed his vacancy wondered, how could this void...

At Last, There Is A Website For Your Homoerotic Presidential Fan Fiction

Greetings, Wonketteers! Your Comics Curmudgeon has been given permission by Wonkette's lovely editrix to promote a pet project here: Hail to the Slash, a crowdsourced repository of slash fiction about presidents and presidential candidates, having sex, with each...

Ron Paul Just Doesn’t Get Why The GOP Can’t Let Him Have Everything

Remember when we told you about all of those “factions” that the GOP has created and is now desperately trying to control and is whining about to the New York typists? Some of them, as it turns out, are...

Ron Paul Wants To Know How Much Gold the U.S. Has RIGHT NOW

Ron Paul, like a grizzled cartoon prospector, is constantly jumping up and down and shrieking about gold. Now he needs to know how much of it the U.S. has IN ITS POSSESSION right NOW. How worried is he? He...

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