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HAIL TO THE SLASH 2:30 pm September 14, 2012

At Last, There Is A Website For Your Homoerotic Presidential Fan Fiction

Greetings, Wonketteers! Your Comics Curmudgeon has been given permission by Wonkette’s lovely editrix to promote a pet project here: Hail to the Slash, a crowdsourced repository of slash fiction about presidents and presidential candidates, having sex, with each other and other historical figures! Wonkette is made up of EXACTLY the sort of pervert politics nerds [...]

CRAZ OLD MEN 3:45 pm August 29, 2012

Ron Paul Just Doesn’t Get Why The GOP Can’t Let Him Have Everything

by Kris E. Benson

Remember when we told you about all of those “factions” that the GOP has created and is now desperately trying to control and is whining about to the New York typists? Some of them, as it turns out, are easier to control than others. Like Ron Paul fans, who will not be placated because Ryan [...]

DUCKTALES 5:15 pm August 30, 2010

Ron Paul Wants To Know How Much Gold the U.S. Has RIGHT NOW

by Jack Stuef

Ron Paul, like a grizzled cartoon prospector, is constantly jumping up and down and shrieking about gold. Now he needs to know how much of it the U.S. has IN ITS POSSESSION right NOW. How worried is he? He “believes it’s ‘a possibility’ that there might not actually be any gold in the vaults of [...]

CRAIGSLIST 1:08 pm November 15, 2007