Tag: going galt

Trump Campaign Not Sure If Getting Salmonella Is Awesome Or Not

He still wants you to enjoy poisonous water!
Ritchie Mack, he's a sheriff down in 'Zona...

Wingnut Plan To Turn Arizona County Into New Somalia Still On Track. Good Luck With That!

More straight out delusion from our pals in the "Constitutional Sheriff" community, who still want to get themselves elected into power in Navajo County, Arizona, and then tell the Federal Government to bugger off, just as the Constitution demands...
I really want to read that Heroic Dog Story

Jerk Baby Billionaire Renounces U.S. Citizenship To Skip Taxes, Cries Tyranny When He Can’t Come Home

Let's all have a good sympathy cry for Roger Ver, a squintillionaire investor scumbag who decided to put his Ayn Rand fantasies into action by renouncing his U.S. citizenship so he wouldn't be oppressed by taxes. He took up...
Hi this is not what slavery looks like

Airplanes Are Not Like Slave Ships After All And Other News You Can Maybe Use

In today's news, we have bad analogies (like, really bad), quite possibly the greatest movie review of all time, Fox News being wrong about something (okay, that's not exactly news, but it is funny), and of course SCIENCE! Sorry about...

Now Teabaggers Must Love Bowe Bergdahl, Because He Was Just ‘Going Galt’

A big story in the Washington Post indicates that U.S. Army guy Bowe Bergdahl had some possibly serious mental issues that may have contributed to his walking off his base in 2009, and possibly should have kept him from...

Newport Beach Yacht Owners: What Could A Dock Cost? A Hundred Dollars?

Newport Beach yacht owners are having the most massively petulant sad because -- with their silt-filled harbor undredged since World War II and their seawalls crumbling -- the City Council has to raise money to pay for its at-risk...

A Children’s Treasury Of Random Wingnut Post-Election Whining (Part 1 of ???)

Do you people have any idea how hard it is to sift through all the insane rightwing mutterings about the reelection of Barack Obama so that we can bring you the very best? Neither do we! It all starts...

Koch Brothers’ Brother Builds Old-Timey Western Town In Which To Properly Go Galt

Hiyo, David and Charles Koch! You guys are weird, but there is a method to your madness: you want to buy Wisconsin, and the presidency, and so you do. (Ol' Romney's a pretty good ROI, huh boys?) But what's...

Tea Party Dingbats Vow To Pretend To Stop Hiring Jobseekers

As infamous walking cue-ball "Joe the Plumber" proved in 2008, America is top-loaded with dubiously employed gasbag wingnuts who believe they are the economic equals of the Koch Brothers. Each near-bankrupt sole proprietor of a drywall-hanging home-based business that...

Your Wonkette Teabagging Photo Tour, Part I

It is time. You must see what we have seen. There will be more, and they will be worse. This shitty, muddy, 500-person national protest with NO TEABAGS. Prepare to GO GALT. Hey lady, Obama is the *other way.*...

‘Going Galt’ Is New Code Word For ‘Laid Off’

Have you heard about the hot new craze sweeping the ranks of marginally employed basement-dwelling Pajamas Media devotees? It's called "Going Galt," and it refers to when the owner of a small haberdashery in East Tennessee has to lay...